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MakeMeJumpIntoTheAir · 10/01/2015 16:11

so MNHQ please get rid, if not

Seen this dating profile today - omg cannot believe this man


Looking for my true partner , Slim ,non smoker and not an alcoholic . Ooh and faithful !! Pretty easy really I would of thought but OMG the messages I get from smokers and chunky looking ladies ! Why why why hahaha. Got to laugh.

Is there such a thing as 'size-ist'?

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DoctorDonnaNoble · 10/01/2015 16:14

I'd judge him right back for using of when he meant have!

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expatinscotland · 10/01/2015 16:16

'Would of'. Ugggh.

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Inthedarkaboutfashion · 10/01/2015 16:19

He mentioned smokers as well as chunky ladies so he isn't just sizeist. He could have wrote it in a less offensive and childish manner but I'm not sure why people who don't meet his criteria would reply to him when they are clearly not what he is looking for.
That ad isn't going to get him many takers though as he sounds like a 12 year old.

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TheFecklessFairy · 10/01/2015 16:33

I am slim, non smoker and not an alcoholic. I can be faithful and am caring.

But the first time he said "would of" I would probably kill him Grin

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MadeMan · 10/01/2015 16:39

It's quite a camp profile really; I'm surprised he didn't put "I mean come on, shut up!" after he's written "chunky looking ladies".

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MakeMeJumpIntoTheAir · 10/01/2015 16:44

Haha missed the 'of' bit - so shocked at the style of writing. What a tosser. It almost makes me want to join the dating site to tell him that!!

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Joysmum · 10/01/2015 16:55

Surely profiles like this are really handy, you know the blokes a tosser from the start so dodge the billet.

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Joysmum · 10/01/2015 16:56

*bullet

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DrMorbius · 10/01/2015 17:01

LOL - TheFeckless, you sound nice....what nights are you free ;-) (joke)

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Macloveswill · 10/01/2015 17:06

His narrow (and hilarious!Confused) profile will probably find him someone equally unpleasant. Good luck to him! Wink

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BitOutOfPractice · 10/01/2015 18:04

If that's the worst one you've come across, you've got a lot to learn!

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FolkGirl · 10/01/2015 18:40

Oh those are the best profiles. There's no thinking involved, you just block immediately.

I read some awful profiles when I did it. But it made it easy to know who I was never going to message...

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MakeMeJumpIntoTheAir · 11/01/2015 00:46

Well luckily I am not a full member of the site, so only get to read profiles, and even if i do get hounded, cannot respond, but yeah I'd say 80% would be blocked if I was able to do that

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