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(66 Posts)
Besmonetha Mon 05-Jan-15 22:01:18

I just went into my DP's desk drawers to find a pay slip and I found a jar of lubricant. I kid you not, it's called "lubrifist" with the tag line being "especially designed for wide dilations"!! It was used.

I'm not surprised really. I'ts just that men are a bit like dogs, they can be really base.

Not looking for advice, just wanted to put it out there.

inlectorecumbit Mon 05-Jan-15 22:02:59

Put it on his pillow and see what he says grin

MadeMan Mon 05-Jan-15 22:08:11

"I'ts just that men are a bit like dogs, they can be really base."

How low can you go?

mulberrybag Mon 05-Jan-15 22:13:38

Um.
who did he use it on ?

mulberrybag Mon 05-Jan-15 22:15:25

I'm curious if he did it to himself or not btw ( not being gossipy) blush

Besmonetha Mon 05-Jan-15 22:29:48

Considering DP, I'm sure that he used it on his own. Either that or this explains why the cat is being odd with him (again).

AlfAlf Mon 05-Jan-15 22:35:46

Jesus.

AnguaResurgam Mon 05-Jan-15 22:42:43

Is he a vet?

<clutches straw>

warysara Mon 05-Jan-15 23:37:27

What's wrong with that? Helps with the chaffing, and perhaps you could use it with him ;)

dirtybadger Mon 05-Jan-15 23:38:27

Only one way to check. Is it gaping?

intlmanofmystery Mon 05-Jan-15 23:43:08

Oh FFS!! Love the comment about the cat, made me laugh! He's probably just "helping himself" and enjoying the lubrifist feeling... Or he has a boyfriend?

QueenBean Mon 05-Jan-15 23:45:09

Waiting for the pearl clutchers

Totally normal!!

Blu Mon 05-Jan-15 23:59:44

I am
Confused

BitOutOfPractice Tue 06-Jan-15 00:01:15

Just putting it out there? Why? So we can all clutch our pearls?

Blu Tue 06-Jan-15 00:03:31

<<clutches pearl necklace>>

dirtybadger Tue 06-Jan-15 00:04:31

Is this a stealth boast?

Well my imaginary DP can fit two fists up his arse, so nuuuuh.

AnyFucker Tue 06-Jan-15 00:04:55

confused

forago Tue 06-Jan-15 00:08:51

can you actually do that to yourself though while the other hand is being used. Wouldn't he need to have abnormally long arms?

Pastmyduedate0208 Tue 06-Jan-15 00:11:34

Oh my god this is too weird...

DubbyDubby Tue 06-Jan-15 00:14:16

Thanks for that mental image forago grin

dirtybadger Tue 06-Jan-15 00:14:34

forago you raise a good point. I didn't properly try (no lube....or desire) but I did a quick check and you'd need long arms or possibly to be double jointed at the wrist (IMO, no expert).

MrsSchadenfreude Tue 06-Jan-15 00:15:15

If he's a big boy, he could lie on his back, kick his legs behind his head, suck his own cock and stick one fist up his arse.

<helpful>

<vivid imagination>

MrsSchadenfreude Tue 06-Jan-15 00:15:51

Does he work in a circus?

AnyFucker Tue 06-Jan-15 00:17:49

MrsS. ..you've really put some thought and imagination into that haven't you ? grin

ZingTheGreat Tue 06-Jan-15 00:22:18

huh?

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