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Besmonetha · 05/01/2015 22:01

I just went into my DP's desk drawers to find a pay slip and I found a jar of lubricant. I kid you not, it's called "lubrifist" with the tag line being "especially designed for wide dilations"!! It was used.

I'm not surprised really. I'ts just that men are a bit like dogs, they can be really base.

Not looking for advice, just wanted to put it out there.

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inlectorecumbit · 05/01/2015 22:02

Put it on his pillow and see what he says

MadeMan · 05/01/2015 22:08

"I'ts just that men are a bit like dogs, they can be really base."

mulberrybag · 05/01/2015 22:13

Um.
who did he use it on ?

mulberrybag · 05/01/2015 22:15

I'm curious if he did it to himself or not btw ( not being gossipy)

Besmonetha · 05/01/2015 22:29

Considering DP, I'm sure that he used it on his own. Either that or this explains why the cat is being odd with him (again).

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AlfAlf · 05/01/2015 22:35

Jesus.

AnguaResurgam · 05/01/2015 22:42

Is he a vet?

warysara · 05/01/2015 23:37

What's wrong with that? Helps with the chaffing, and perhaps you could use it with him ;)

dirtybadger · 05/01/2015 23:38

Only one way to check. Is it gaping?

intlmanofmystery · 05/01/2015 23:43

Oh FFS!! Love the comment about the cat, made me laugh! He's probably just "helping himself" and enjoying the lubrifist feeling... Or he has a boyfriend?

QueenBean · 05/01/2015 23:45

Waiting for the pearl clutchers

Totally normal!!

Blu · 05/01/2015 23:59

I am
Confused

BitOutOfPractice · 06/01/2015 00:01

Just putting it out there? Why? So we can all clutch our pearls?

Blu · 06/01/2015 00:03

dirtybadger · 06/01/2015 00:04

Is this a stealth boast?

Well my imaginary DP can fit two fists up his arse, so nuuuuh.

AnyFucker · 06/01/2015 00:04

forago · 06/01/2015 00:08

can you actually do that to yourself though while the other hand is being used. Wouldn't he need to have abnormally long arms?

Pastmyduedate0208 · 06/01/2015 00:11

Oh my god this is too weird...

DubbyDubby · 06/01/2015 00:14

Thanks for that mental image forago

dirtybadger · 06/01/2015 00:14

forago you raise a good point. I didn't properly try (no lube....or desire) but I did a quick check and you'd need long arms or possibly to be double jointed at the wrist (IMO, no expert).

MrsSchadenfreude · 06/01/2015 00:15

If he's a big boy, he could lie on his back, kick his legs behind his head, suck his own cock and stick one fist up his arse.

MrsSchadenfreude · 06/01/2015 00:15

Does he work in a circus?

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AnyFucker · 06/01/2015 00:17

MrsS. ..you've really put some thought and imagination into that haven't you ?

ZingTheGreat · 06/01/2015 00:22

huh?

Tobyjugg · 06/01/2015 00:22

Any aubergines gone missing from the veg rack?

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