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a hole different kind of sex

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snoopdoggy Mon 08-Dec-14 23:03:46

I don't like olives. let one slip in once in a mouthful. find them the most revolting food anyone could eat. But yet others find them delicious. Maybe my tastebuds are unadventurous. You could advise me to try them in a variety of ways scenarios , but I wouldn't believe you and stay ignorant to this delicacy....

So if we all have different tastes and if:

It's a given that loving sex is the best kind of sex and we all feelclose and intimate.

It's a given that some couples want to spice up their sex life by introducing toys/positions/clothing/massage/s&mand likes. Intimate but fun between consensual adults.

It's a given that some couples want to try threesomes/swing etc. and say if you have a good solid trustworthy relationship this can keep a relationship healthy and long lasting.

But anal sex is something that from the boards here I am feeling that is a violation and unnatural. That it is the man that would primarily want this. Is this the general consensus or a delicacy that you just don't want to try ever.

AnyFuckerForAMincePie Mon 08-Dec-14 23:05:45

you first

MushroomSoup Mon 08-Dec-14 23:06:05

Ho hum.

Branleuse Mon 08-Dec-14 23:06:14

you what??

loads of women love anal sex.

SoleSource Mon 08-Dec-14 23:06:37

hmm

VanitasVanitatum Mon 08-Dec-14 23:07:05

I am so confused. Olives and anal sex on a Monday night, it's all too much.

SoleSource Mon 08-Dec-14 23:07:11

^^ to OP

CuriouSir Mon 08-Dec-14 23:07:11

I reckon about a third of my long term partners have been into it and want/have wanted to do it regularly.

EBearhug Mon 08-Dec-14 23:07:37

Isn't this a discussion for Friday nights? It's only Monday.

ParisWhenItSizzles Mon 08-Dec-14 23:09:16

I like olives...?

Pipbin Mon 08-Dec-14 23:09:29

Is anal sex when you stick an olive up your bum? I'm confused.

WhyYouGottaBeSoRude Mon 08-Dec-14 23:09:56

<snurk> @ "a hole different" grin

Quiero Mon 08-Dec-14 23:11:51

I don't like olives either.

Literally laughing out loud at the word delicacy used in this context.

Fillet steak is a delicacy. Getting done up the arse is just a different way of doing sex.

MmeMorrible Mon 08-Dec-14 23:15:51

You want to put an olive where?? I think you're doing it wrong OP....

Fairylea Mon 08-Dec-14 23:19:31

I love olives but I have no desire to have an anal sex. Does that cover it all? Confused.

Fairylea Mon 08-Dec-14 23:19:58

Not sure where the "an" appeared from there.

CogitOIOIO Mon 08-Dec-14 23:19:58

Is it Friday? How long have I been asleep?

snoopdoggy Mon 08-Dec-14 23:20:10

monday/fri what's the difference?

yes a bit of tongue in cheek as i would prefer people to answer genuinely and a little more lightheartedly with an open mind rather than slamming the whole idea of it with no real thought for others who are genuine and enjoy it.

InfinitySeven Mon 08-Dec-14 23:20:29

Laughed so much at title typo snd olives...

MiscellaneousAssortment Mon 08-Dec-14 23:20:43

Snort! Where exactly are you sticking that olive?

LineRunner Mon 08-Dec-14 23:21:51

It's not very ladylike, according to Windy Miller's mam.

ellengeorgia Mon 08-Dec-14 23:21:56

perhaps having anal sex whilst eating an olive would be a step too far....?

planetrees Mon 08-Dec-14 23:22:06

Olives are useless, olive oil however...........might help.

QuickSilverFairy Mon 08-Dec-14 23:22:28

I think it's like comparing apples to oranges, OP.

CocktailQueen Mon 08-Dec-14 23:22:30

It's not for me. No way. But each to his/her own.

Like your deliberate thread title smile

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