Well, he hadn't taken his car to the airport. So I borrowed a car seat, fitted it into his car, turned the key and....it wouldn't start. He emailed his friend who came round a couple of days later to fix it. Until then - no car.
my dh gone to ireland for up to two weeks with work
before he went he messed with my keys swopping bits etc
monday i went out in the car (i'm a childminder and have 3 little ones) gets home unload children get to front door nohousekeysonthecarkeys had to phone one of my mindees mums who have keys to my house to resuce me she had to come out of work
My dh was putting up a shelf, he wasnt sure what might be lurking behind the wall electrics etc so told me to switch of the mains electrics,then plugged his drill into the socket and wondered why it wouldnt work lol
He took my keys with him and locked the door with his, which he left hanging from the keyhole...outside! Had to spent half an hour guarding the keys from the window until he came back to retrieve them.
During a trip, he took the sim card out of my mobile, placed his on it and then made me swear I would leave my card in the key bowl by the door as he didn't trust me not to loose it... and then walked out the door and put all the loose change and my card in his pocket in a charity money box in a museum. We didn't realise until 3 days later... so, I have no mobile any more (because he is still sorting it up)
After weeks of nut allergy paranoia, he bought a jar of nutella and gave it to DS, who is nut alllergic, on a toast (Could have divorced him for that... I think all my street learned how to swear in Spanish that night). He has done the same with mayonaise (DS is also allergic to egg) and with pesto.
etc. etc. etc. I'm going to divorce out of sheer desperation...
Am fecked off with DH for the 4th time he has put the orange juice that Ocado deliver on the floor of the garage with the Diet Coke and Lemonade and such rather than in the fridge, where the 'Freshly Squeezed Orange' goes - he is a dumb feck as I screamed at him the previous 2 times - let him off the 1st time - you think he would remember!!!
At least for another week I get to feel superior to him though!!
I've lost count of the number of times dp has lost bankcards, credit cards, his passport etc etc, he leaves them in the most stupid places, I get to the cash machine or checkout, only to find there is no cards in my purse (I resorted to keeping them ALL in there as he couldn't be trusted)
Also he's often locked me in the house, he's locked the door on his way out and not realised he's got both sets of keys grrrr.
Don't start me on husbands and pasports... After regular complaints from his part saying that I made him make mistakes because I was always controlling whether he had taken the passports or not I decided to shut up.
So, we took the 2 hour train to the airport, went past check in and then.... I realised he had taken my expired passport instead of the valid one (how the check in staff didn't realise I will never know), so... the staff from the door realised I told them I always traveled with my Spenish ID Card for foreigners around Europe (a lie that surprisingly they believed) and then say to the very nice swedish immigration officer that I had a little problem, no, I'm not asking for asylum thanks, but my pasport is expired... and... lovely boss of nice assitant allowed me in .
The down side of all the adventure was to wait desperately for my pasport to arrive before the weekend (sent keys to DH's colleague's wife from airport to retrieve my passport and send it nextday delivery to Sweeden so I could enter back 4 days later! Argh.... no wonder why I look so old for my age (apart of the age, of course...)
The other day my husband put the milk back in the fridge, sideways, and forgot to put the lid on properly. Long story short, 2 hours later we have a pool of milk around the fridge, and a little lake of milk in the vegetable draws. I, was, cross! Love him to pieces but gosh of gosh what to do with him! I figured I need a place to vent to ensure these moments are nothing more than moments, rather than letting them build up over time. So, I started a new forum dedicated to the wonderful men in our lives who make life so....interesting. Love it if you'd drop by and share a story or too! Cheers, Emma http://the-my-husband-is-an-idiot-club-forum.2299704.n4.nabble.com/