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dmo Tue 29-Aug-06 20:21:06

me and my friend were talking the other day about blow jobs and she said her friend only gives her hubby blow jobs on his birthday and christmas (his b/day is nov)
her other friend is told by her husband to do it and swallow it!
i do it cause i like it (dont swallow)do it bout 4 times a week
what do u lot do?

shazronnie Tue 29-Aug-06 20:22:26

I do it quite alot - usually when i can't be bothered with the full shag!!

Blow jobs keep me married

SKYTVADICT Tue 29-Aug-06 20:22:27

Don't really count how often but only do it when I feel like it and definitely swallow less mess! Definitely more often than xmas and bday though.

shazronnie Tue 29-Aug-06 20:23:06

Yes, SkyTV, swallowing is the neater option!

trinityrhino Tue 29-Aug-06 20:24:49

have a huge paranoia that I'm no good at it so in seven years have probably done it a dozen times
I like it but get fraked out a nd paranoid that I'm no good, have never made him ahem finish that way

cg25 Tue 29-Aug-06 20:25:00

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trinityrhino Tue 29-Aug-06 20:25:53

gets me down actually, want to do it and swallow but can't get past the pyschological shit

dmo Tue 29-Aug-06 20:29:12

feel i need to gag if a little bit goes in my mouth
your better women than me

cg25 Tue 29-Aug-06 20:32:38

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bamik Tue 29-Aug-06 20:41:06

LOL, yep when I can't be arsed to do the full monty, but to gulp - NO WAY! I think that's wrenk! But that's just my personal opinion.

mimi1uk Tue 29-Aug-06 20:49:08

pmsl

mimi1uk Tue 29-Aug-06 20:49:09

pmsl

BrookeandTaylorsmummy Tue 29-Aug-06 20:50:15

LOL

MoreTeaAnyone Tue 29-Aug-06 20:51:07

You are all so good to your dhs. Mine is told to make an appointment and even then he's got 15 minutes and then I'm away!!!!

NotAnOtter Tue 29-Aug-06 20:51:23

dmo me too!

BudaBabe Tue 29-Aug-06 20:53:25

What's the difference between Lobster Thermidor and a BJ?

You are more likely to get Lobster Thermidor at home for dinner!

chocybickie Tue 29-Aug-06 20:54:46

if you don't give, you don't receive.
well i probably would actually but still i enjoy it.
thought everyone did it...

buktus Tue 29-Aug-06 20:55:11

more tea that is so funny,i'm reading all your threads lol, my dh is now looking very strangely at me

PeachyClairHasBadHair Tue 29-Aug-06 20:56:19

I used to do them a lot, back before we married ( not that I had to, Dh was a virgin and frankly grateful for what he got LOL ). I seem to ahve forgotten for many months- not sure why? I will perhpas mention to Dh that if he washed I will erm, treat him.

(he's not good with baths I willa dmit- but don't think he's smely- it's more, he washes wwhen he comes in from work then goes to bed which is the same time I wake and by the time he gets up....)

scotchick Tue 29-Aug-06 20:59:04

this is the funniest thread I've come across yet!

MoreTeaAnyone Tue 29-Aug-06 20:59:31

How many of you get the equivalent in return?

buktus Tue 29-Aug-06 21:01:42

mine likes doing it all the time especially after a fresh brazillian

MoreTeaAnyone Tue 29-Aug-06 21:02:46

So much pain for so much pleasure!

buktus Tue 29-Aug-06 21:05:26

why does that always apply to us girls

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