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Not sure where "my ex h is a twat" thread should go?

(4 Posts)
littlegreenlight1 Tue 01-Apr-14 11:47:46

Anyone want to join me?!?! A thread for the just well twattish things your ex has done/is doing.

Lozislovely Tue 01-Apr-14 13:41:25

Ooh, me, me!!!

Tells me how big his new GF's boobs are and how she orgasms EVERY time they have sex.

Though I get the last laugh because he needs Viagra these days grin

littlegreenlight1 Tue 01-Apr-14 13:51:46

Hahaha! I have two signif exes, ex bf and still the ex h who somehow STILL manages to be a twat after 7 years apart.

My ex bf used to tell me about all his ex girlfriend's bedroom antics then perform the most vanilla sex with me and let me think it was my fault. Realised very soon into new relationship it wasnt me and he would have unsatisfying sex forever!

Ex h has blagged a ticket for ds school play this week out of me, then called the school and got two more (so he has 3 and I have one) and has invited his parents to go along with him so I have DD 16 and DS 14 who want to go and cant and DS 8 who is the MAIN STAR of the play beside himself as he wants his brother and sister there.

Whatta twat.

Lozislovely Tue 01-Apr-14 14:26:45

Just when you think they can't be any more of a twat eh!wink

Do they actually think they are being clever by behaving like that or is it that their brains are well and truly in their balls?!?!!!!!

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