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Best divorce song ever...

(44 Posts)
PlantsAndFlowers Tue 01-Apr-14 01:13:08

OK, my vote is for Kenny Rogers 'The Gambler'. The chorus is so true.

You gotta know when to hold 'em
Know when to fold 'em
Know when to walk away
Know when to run

You never count your money
When you're sittin' at the table
There'll be time enough for countin'
When the dealin's done.

Monty27 Tue 01-Apr-14 01:15:07

Tammy Wynette (I think)

Awr D.I.V.O.R.C.E becomes final today....

Lol!

PlantsAndFlowers Tue 01-Apr-14 01:19:27

Of course! Can't believe I haven't already got that on my Spotify 'Country' playlist. Added it now, plus George Jones and Tammy Wynette 'Golden Ring'

Monty27 Tue 01-Apr-14 01:39:31

I have a joke smile

What happens to a country and western bloke when he sings backwards?

He gets his farm, his wife, his kids and his dog back smile smile

Monty27 Tue 01-Apr-14 01:40:15

I recognise that's a bit sexist but it does make me titter. And yes, I do like country and western music smile

LesserOfTwoWeevils Tue 01-Apr-14 02:20:20

James Taylor, Used to Be her Town Too:

But now he's gone and life goes on, nothing lasts forever, oh no.
She gets the house and the garden, he gets the boys in the band.
Some of them his friends, some of them her friends, some of them understand.
Lord knows that this is just a small town city, yes, and everyone can see you fall.
It's got nothing to do with pity, I just wanted to give you a call...

MadonnaKebab Tue 01-Apr-14 03:07:38

Fleetwood Mac's entire Rumours album
Plus Abba's Winner takes it All

rumred Tue 01-Apr-14 21:11:25

fuck you by clo green. perfect for belting out especially in the car, with a broken heart

onetiredmummy Tue 01-Apr-14 21:17:31

Feelin Good by Nina Simone

Offred Tue 01-Apr-14 21:18:49

Lily allen smile, made more emotional for me because it was popular shortly after xp unceremoniously dumped me.

sillymillyb Tue 01-Apr-14 21:19:51

the dickhead song!

MozzchopsThirty Tue 01-Apr-14 21:19:54

Oh lots

I am the resurrection - stone roses
Going on - ce lo green
Yes - mcalmont & butler

HorseyTwinkleToes Tue 01-Apr-14 21:22:26

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

Onesleeptillwembley Tue 01-Apr-14 21:29:23

Billy Connolly's D I V O R C E is the best. It's a parody of Tammy Wynette's version. It contains the best line ever in a song;
'Both my wife and my wee scabby dog will soon be hauled away'.

PensAndPencils Tue 01-Apr-14 21:29:45

Anastasia - outta love

UncrushedParsley Tue 01-Apr-14 21:31:20

'Ain't no way to treat a lady' by Helen Reddy

LegArmpits Tue 01-Apr-14 21:31:33

Ben Fold's Last Polka...

"How do you think that I survived the other twenty five before you?"

RalphRecklessCardew Tue 01-Apr-14 21:32:51

Liz Phair, Divorce Song

'And it's true that I stole your lighter. And it's also true that I lost the map. But when you said I wasn't worth talking to, well I had to take your word on that.'

ghostinthecanvas Tue 01-Apr-14 21:33:39

I'm going to Jackson by Johnny Cash and june carter

TheNewSchmoo Tue 01-Apr-14 21:36:54

Rudimental's not giving in made me grit my teeth and power on through on the days I could barely get out of bed!

NoArmaniNoPunani Tue 01-Apr-14 21:40:03

Jazmine Sullivan Bust your windows
Blu Cantrell Hit Em Up
Kelis Caught out there

Onesleeptillwembley Tue 01-Apr-14 21:41:37

Giving up giving in by Sheena Easton.

Olddear Tue 01-Apr-14 21:43:41

Michael Bolton 'when I'm back on my feet again'

scottybeammeup Tue 01-Apr-14 21:57:01

Kelly Clarkson - What doesn't kill you makes you stronger

VintageGal Tue 01-Apr-14 21:57:03

I Will Survive ..Gloria Gaynor

Plenty more fish in the sea ......Frootful

You're moving out today ..Carole Bayer Sager

Hit the road Jack ..Ray Charles

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