To My (Ex) "He`s Just Not That Into You" man

[RenfieldsOtherHalf]

Childish I know, but made me feel better...

You think youre so cool, and youre really, really not
Youre in your mid forties, and still smoking pot<br /> You drink every day, and youre quite often pissed
I really think I can do better then this!

You wear your hair long, because you think that its quirky<br /> And the t-shirts you wear? Should only be worn by men under thirty<br /> You snort coke at parties and Ive known you to drop an E in the past
And I really, really dont like my house smelling of grass!<br /> <br /> I could go for a week without hearing from you at all<br /> Then a flurry of texts and Id be back under your thrall

For over a year this had been going on
And deep inside me I knew that it was wrong
But then this morning you ended it all with a text
And it was obvious then that you couldnt have cared less<br /> <br /> So Im going to have my little cry, and then let you go
And if you get in touch again, the answer will be NO
So this my final goodbye to you..
You selfish, addictive, vain big pile of poo!

[ParsleyTheLioness]

I am hearing this to this rythm of a rap song. Sounds like you are well rid of this man-child.

[spanna41]

Great words. great poetry, could be a good rap and or song. I think you'll be soooo much better without him

[kentishgirl]

This is amazing!

Sorry if you are feeling hurt and lonely right now -it's never easy to end things even if he is a twat - but you obviously see clearly that you are much better off without him. I know quite a few men like your ex. Some are good friends. They are always terrible OHs - they never grow up. Some of the ones I know are in the 50s now and still exactly the same.

You have a fantastic sense of humour. x

[EirikurNoromaour]

Break up poetry! I love it.

[Wrapdress]

Love it!

[RenfieldsOtherHalf]

Am having to grit my teeth and reread this...:/

[DevonCiderPunk]

Why? Has the vain bag of poo been in touch again? ignore ignore ignore!

[Quitelikely]

Maybe he is your addiction.............

[hellsbellsmelons]

Oh dear.
Re-read and re-read.
The line to concentrate on:-
I really think I can do better than this!
Ignore and detach.
Come on here to rant and rave and tell us what you want to tell him but ignore him!
Keep strong.

[Quitelikely]

He does like to pick you up and put you back down whenever he feels like it. You must want that type of life? He obviously hasn't grown up yet, smoking pot, taking coke blah blah can't he cope with the reality of life.

I hope that there are no dcs involved here. Good luck

[RenfieldsOtherHalf]

Yes of course hes been back in touch. Had a message in some form from him every day for for about two weeks now. <strong>Quitelikely</strong> Yes he defiantly thinks Im his plaything. Not the life I want at all :D No DCs involved, thank god. Have deleted every message hes sent so far without responding.

[hellsbellsmelons]

Can you block him on your phone?
I have an iPhone and you can block people on those.
Well done on deleting. Keep going. He'll get the message eventually.

[RenfieldsOtherHalf]

Cant block him on my phone unfortunately :( Cant believe I fell for his act in the first place- I can normally sense bullshitters a mile off!

[Walkacrossthesand]

Well done for ignoring him. Picture the arrogance of the man - clearly thinks that he is soooo irresistible that if he just keeps knock knock knocking you'll have to give in. Prove him wrong.

[RenfieldsOtherHalf]

He does think rather a lot of himself- I think hes rather shocked that Ive not dropped everything and one crawling back to him :)

[BitOutOfPracticeAgain]

Oh well done op. The best answer is no answer. Especially for egotistical arseholes like this one.

[BeCool]

Tomorrow will be a full
Month without him!!!! Keep going.

[Stinkypinky73]

That poem was great! I don't usually like poetry but that was very good!! Stay strong OP.

[RenfieldsOtherHalf]

Just keeping reminding of myself of his (many, many) bad points, instead of thinking of his (very few) good points. Still hard though :S

[hellsbellsmelons]

I hope you are managing to stay strong.
Yes, just keep writing down all of his bad points.
Every little one!
Every time you feel a wobble.
Write them all down again.
And read your poem!