So my ex dumped me because I was 'stressed and anxious' due to my new job. A month later he asks me out on a date. The idiot. Of course I have moved on. Haven't spoke to him all month.Why do they always do this? Come crawling back I mean.
What did you say? And did he make an effort at all to impress? You know, dressing up in a uniform, playing guitar outside your window, doing the robot outside your work. Turning up naked with a rose between his teeth.
if not, i suggest that you all him to do any irritating all of the above while your consider his request...then tell him no
Text back - "thanks I needed cheering up today and the idea of that was really funny. It reminds me of this joke 'Q - Why did the princess kiss the frog the second time?' A - she fucking didn't, dumbass."
Move on from both the job and the Ex. He's probably just trying to work your melon cos he's bored! My ex came back after trying to move his GF and her DC in one Christmas (expecting me to go home to my parents even though I was on half the mortgage ). I booted out all three with the help of the police. He said he wanted to come back a month later and was utterly astonished when I said, 'Good God no, I can't think of anything I would rather not do'. He's still with her but her husband that initially moved out has moved back in again so who knows? Men are not from Mars, they are from another solar system altogether I reckon