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Eeek. I have a person with a penis on his way over with wine.

(72 Posts)
EdwiniasRevenge Fri 21-Feb-14 22:11:21

It's been a VERY long time.

I have no idea which direction this is goig to take.

My pre teen dds are still up.

I need a hand to hold.

CuntyBunty Fri 21-Feb-14 22:14:47

Phoaaarrr "Edwina", its
Not John Major coming over is it? No advice, but enjoy. I hope you have fun, sexy night and that you get to see the penis.

fusspot66 Fri 21-Feb-14 22:15:03

I think the presence of the kids will set the tone. Enjoy the wine and chat!
Oh and look up ''booty call'
Don't be too available.

DrinkFeckArseGirls Fri 21-Feb-14 22:18:08

Where do you know him from?

EdwiniasRevenge Fri 21-Feb-14 22:24:23

Friend of the ex.

So I know him in RL iYSWIM. Perfectky "safe"

Spellcheck Fri 21-Feb-14 22:36:47

Bloody marvellous! Relax and see how it goes...

And get those kids in bed! ;-)

MushroomSoup Fri 21-Feb-14 22:38:55

Pre-teens still up at gone 10? <shocked>
Booty call on the way over with wine? <delighted!>

CuntyBunty Fri 21-Feb-14 22:39:12

My initial thought, when I looked at the time of the OP, was the same as yours too, Fusspot confused

Slothlorien Fri 21-Feb-14 22:39:14

Enjoy the person and the wine! Save the penis till you've got night away from the kids so u can concentrate on it smile

CurlyhairedAssassin Fri 21-Feb-14 22:40:54

You have no idea which direction it will take? Up, I would have thought! [snigger]

DrinkFeckArseGirls Fri 21-Feb-14 23:06:42

Have you got rid of the cobwebs kids?

HannahHorvath Fri 21-Feb-14 23:20:30

How long is a "VERY long time"?

Oooh! Good luck Op wine we await your feedback

MillyBlods Fri 21-Feb-14 23:27:47

Has he taken you out on a proper date already then?

DebbieOfMaddox Fri 21-Feb-14 23:30:43

It's going to take the direction of wine, presumably. Which is not to be sneezed at in its own right. Consider the penis in context later.

TheWhispersOfTheGods Fri 21-Feb-14 23:32:47

Maybe OP doesn't want to be taken out for dinner, or has called him for a booty call? Nowt wrong with that!

Hope the evening goes the way you want it to OP. Happy Friday! smile

MillyBlods Sat 22-Feb-14 00:57:43

I was just being nosy and seeing what they might have already been up to grin

JeanSeberg Sat 22-Feb-14 07:59:26

I must be very old-fashioned then as presumably the intention was for him to stay over with him bringing wine yet you had your daughters with you?

DebbieOfMaddox Sat 22-Feb-14 09:24:13

Do you always stay over everywhere you partake of wine, JeanSeberg?

iamonthepursuitofhappiness Sat 22-Feb-14 09:27:14

What happened with the penis?

MamaPingu Sat 22-Feb-14 09:27:33

Ooh I wonder if they've slept together and she's doing that thing they do in films where they wake up wondering what happened last night and spot the bloke dribbling next to them in bed and a trail of clothing from the door grin

AmberSpyglass Sat 22-Feb-14 09:28:27

What happened, OP?

ExcuseTypos Sat 22-Feb-14 09:30:09

Did you have a name evening?

ExcuseTypos Sat 22-Feb-14 09:30:22


meditrina Sat 22-Feb-14 09:30:29

I read it that the wine would definitely be shared, but not necessarily the penis (out of practice, Op?)

What happened?

Weliveinabeautifulworld Sat 22-Feb-14 09:33:00

Spill the beans!!!

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