if there is a five year gap....

[swallowedAfly]

between sleeping with two brothers it doesn't count as jeremy kyle stylee trampiness does it?

reassure me.

[FrustratedSycamoresRocks]

Are they identical twins? Do either of the father a child of yours or your best friend/sister/mother and are you talking about dating them or just having sex with them?

[SirChenjin]

Um...it is kind of eeuuwww

[swallowedAfly]

i know sirchenjin! but it's FIVE YEARS surely that counts for something right?

no not twins, this one is the younger brother of the other guy and we always got on well and i see him around fairly regularly whereas the other one i haven't seen in ages and the two of them don't get on great or see much of each other. no children with me/friend/neighbours dog etc.

[swallowedAfly]

i'm worried this is me finally succombing to 'village life' and it's incestuousness.

[SirChenjin]

If you say so SwallowedAFly

[swallowedAfly]

as to dating or sex not sure. definitely would like a repeat performance or two on the sex front but the idea of a relationship is a bit icky - imagine the family gatherings?

[Choccywoccydodah]

They did it in that Family Stone movie (2 brothers, 2 sisters) and all lived happily ever after.......

[Flobbadobs]

Oh do you live in one of those villages??
So do I although I have never dated brothers it's been known to happen here. Expect to be the subject of much gossip and bosom hitching for a while then it should calm down when the gossips find another victim.
Aslong as itndoesn't upset the family I don't see why it's a JK thing at all.

[LST]

I've slept with brothers. It wasn't over about 5 months either. . Not my finest hour.

I've also dated brothers at the same time. But I didn't know until I stayed over one night and went down for breakfast and the other brother was the one cooking

[SirChenjin]

You trollop LST!

[LST]

I know! Shocking. I am actually cringing as we speak!

[SirChenjin]

OP - it could be worse, you could be LST!!!!!!

Sorry LST

[swallowedAfly]

this is true! most reassuring

i am mortified about the whole public knowledge thing - we were snogging in the pub garden ffs! so not much chance of under the radar business.

[SirChenjin]

God my life is so boring

So - who was the better brother??

[LST]

I actually thought the first set were step brothers in my defence as they lived separately. It was on after dtd that my friend informed me.

And the second set was not my fault!! Plus I hadn't even dated one. We were planning to meet 2 nights later. Needless to say it never happened

[swallowedAfly]

better in what sense?

i would say brother number 1 hit the ground running better maybe but that was all he had whereas brother number 2 chemistry promises continuing improvement if was to continue. itms.

[swallowedAfly]

plus i think brother number 2 actually likes women which i quickly discovered brother number 1 did not.

[UnexpectedItemInShaggingArea]

Brother + brother with five year gap = not JK

Brother + brother at same time = JK

Brother + sister, regardless of gap =JK

[UnexpectedItemInShaggingArea]

LST have you checked your PMs for media researcher requests

[SirChenjin]

Maybe not JK...but I think it would make the sidebar of shame on the Daily Fail, no question

[SirChenjin]

LST would deffo be on JK though

[scottishmummy]

Jesus woman,don't shit where you eat.boffing brothers is a shag too far
I mean,imagine them swop notes.what if you date and attend family do?
gravy anyone?pass the bread to the bird who's had both brothers

[swallowedAfly]

ooh harsh!

i've only had chemistry with two guys in this country (the third on the other side of the world and it's a bugger to have fly thousands of miles to fancy someone) in the six and a half years since i had my son. not sure i should have missed out on the second one over concerns about what random people might think of me.

as to family do's not a chance. his family give mine a run for their money in weirdness.

[cece]

Do the brothers know about each other?

[Thisisaeuphemism]

Five years is fine. Memory of sexual encounters is wiped out at two years.