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I feel like such a... perv!

(214 Posts)
GoldieMumbles Sun 21-Apr-13 15:11:51

blush I've just ordered myself a blush

chastity belt

DH often goes away for work for a couple of days at a time - sometimes more - and I really get turned on by the idea of being strapped in... so I've ordered a chastity belt and next time he's away I'm going to ask him to lock me into it... So I feel like such a perv. But I suppose I am... blushblushblush aren't I?

And he doesn't know about it yet, either. Yikes!

AKissIsNotAContract Sun 21-Apr-13 16:59:46

Yowsers, remember how much a slinky used to pinch if you caught it in your fingers.

Maat Sun 21-Apr-13 17:00:04

shock grin

Maat Sun 21-Apr-13 17:00:52

You'd want to warm that on a radiator before putting it on.

RhondaJean Sun 21-Apr-13 17:01:48

There's ones with erm <whispers>. Plugs?

dontyouwantmebaby Sun 21-Apr-13 17:02:03

was going to say 1/10 but 3 pages on a sunny Sunday afternoon is not too shabby...wink

SPsYoniTheOneAndOnly Sun 21-Apr-13 17:02:33

Maat grin

Each to their own and all that but not a chance would I wear metal kbickers!

Letting mt fanjo fester is just not for me

ReluctantlyBeingYoniMassaged Sun 21-Apr-13 17:05:47

Are you planning to keep it on the whole time?

Maat Sun 21-Apr-13 17:05:59

I can't run for the bus at the best of times. I wouldn't stand a chance wearing one of them.

GoldieMumbles Sun 21-Apr-13 17:06:16

Thise who wanted a Linky to the one I ordered.

AKissIsNotAContract Sun 21-Apr-13 17:07:19

Ok now you have to tell us if you got the vaginal and anal plug they sell to go with it.

JeremyPiven Sun 21-Apr-13 17:07:36

Are you not worried about clanking at work?

SPsYoniTheOneAndOnly Sun 21-Apr-13 17:08:12

Dear god! Its a fucking thong!

How the fuck are you going to pull that out of your arse?!

SPsYoniTheOneAndOnly Sun 21-Apr-13 17:08:52

Looks like something Robocop would wear

oh god I googled... read this

Maat Sun 21-Apr-13 17:09:39

Oh dear lord, it reminds me of something for cutting cheese.

<clears history>

JeremyPiven Sun 21-Apr-13 17:10:40

My grandmother would say, what if you get run over by a bus?

is there a way to clear history without losing the colour changes on threads you have read? If I clear everything they all go back to the original colour and I don't know which box to untick to stop it happening.

GoldieMumbles Sun 21-Apr-13 17:11:28

"Ok now you have to tell us if you got the vaginal and anal plug they sell to go with it."

One, not the other wink

Portofino Sun 21-Apr-13 17:11:32

Oh - they don't come in my arse size. It's discrimination I tell you. I am going to start on petition.

jeremy grin

TheHerringScreams Sun 21-Apr-13 17:13:41

Oh my God.

That looks painful!

NoelHeadbands Sun 21-Apr-13 17:14:47

You don't work with magnets do ou?

GoldieMumbles Sun 21-Apr-13 17:16:36

"My grandmother would say, what if you get run over by a bus?"

I'd have to be bloody unlucky. I live out in the sticks and there's only one bus in each direction each day. More chance of being hit by a meteorite.

SPsYoniTheOneAndOnly Sun 21-Apr-13 17:17:18

What if there's lightning while you are put and wearing it?

Maat Sun 21-Apr-13 17:19:50

StepAway not sure how you do that. I just cleared the last hour so most of what I have read today is still a different colour.

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