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I feel like such a... perv!

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GoldieMumbles · 21/04/2013 15:11

I've just ordered myself a

chastity belt

DH often goes away for work for a couple of days at a time - sometimes more - and I really get turned on by the idea of being strapped in... so I've ordered a chastity belt and next time he's away I'm going to ask him to lock me into it... So I feel like such a perv. But I suppose I am... aren't I?

And he doesn't know about it yet, either. Yikes!

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AnyFucker · 21/04/2013 15:15

That's nice, dear

AKissIsNotAContract · 21/04/2013 15:15

Ok, how will you wash your fanny? Won't you hum a bit by the time he returns, or is that the idea?

Coffee1Sugar · 21/04/2013 15:23

Excellent...

GilmoursPillow · 21/04/2013 15:26

Link?

I have it in my head it will be one of these <a class="break-all" href="https://static.prtst.net/asset-proxy/113d31539427a1a3495cc32675e6a77cd6375790/687474703a2f2f6b61666b612d6d6574616d6f7270686f7369732e77696b697370616365732e636f6d2f66696c652f766965772f43686173746974795f42656c742e6a70672f33343835313934372f43686173746974795f42656c742e6a7067/kafka-metamorphosis.wikispaces.com/file/view/Chastity_Belt.jpg/34851947/Chastity_Belt.jpg" rel="nofollow noindex" target="_blank">bleurgh

BOF · 21/04/2013 15:29

Ah, Sunday afternoon, a roast cooking, a lovely feel-good movie, and now a thread about some strange woman's sexual kinks and speculation about her unwashed fanny to get stuck into. How nice.

AnyFucker · 21/04/2013 15:30

It's her lucky, lucky husband who is going to "get stuck into it"

BIWI · 21/04/2013 15:30

Bleurgh. Thank you for sharing that with us.
Why on earth people here want to share the seedy details of their sex lives I never know.

YoniMatopoeia · 21/04/2013 15:31

Are you in hull?

dondon33 · 21/04/2013 15:31

Eurgh!!
I 'get' the idea for a few hours maybe, but a few days seriously?

No way I'd risk the health of my foof by keeping it locked up for days, maybe you should have some canestan combi on standby.

Erm - good luck with it all.

AnyFucker · 21/04/2013 15:31

Ah, BIWI, I oftentimes think it is the ones not getting any that feel the need to wax lyrical about kinky they are...

AnyFucker · 21/04/2013 15:32

14yo boys, smelly middle aged men, hairy-handed individuals of either gender, "creative" writers....

BIWI · 21/04/2013 15:33

HolyFocaccia · 21/04/2013 15:38

erm...ok love whatever floats your boat.

SPsYoniTheOneAndOnly · 21/04/2013 15:38

You wouldn't be able to wash and no man whats a mouldy taco

BarbaraWoodlouse · 21/04/2013 15:39

Well if it looks like a perv, talks like a perv and, erm, walks like a perv in a chastity belt...

Sunnywithshowers · 21/04/2013 15:39

HolyFocaccia · 21/04/2013 15:39

StuffezLaYoni · 21/04/2013 15:42

Dear god

mejon · 21/04/2013 15:48

Are you in Hull?

LoserNoMore · 21/04/2013 15:59

Ah, Sunday afternoon, a roast cooking, a lovely feel-good movie, and now a thread about some strange woman's sexual kinks and speculation about her unwashed fanny to get stuck into. How nice.

VitoCorleone · 21/04/2013 16:01

How long is he away for?!

GoldieMumbles · 21/04/2013 16:01

Hull? Wassat got to do with it? No, I'm not - but is that something naive? Don't think I'll be trying it for days at a time first off... I'll have to start slowly. Sorry to those of you who feel nauseated - but nobody forced you to reply...

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Coconutty · 21/04/2013 16:07

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Coffee1Sugar · 21/04/2013 16:08

Why the hell did you start a thread to announce this to everyone?!

AnyFucker · 21/04/2013 16:09

Hull is the Kink Capital of the UK

A veritable Mecca for the alternative lifestyle

You might want to consider a relocation there

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