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Dating thread no 49

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JulietteMontague Mon 01-Apr-13 15:17:54

All daters welcome here.

KirstyWirsty Mon 01-Apr-13 18:23:17

I've thankfully never had a cock shot

If I get one I will ask why ..

I think I will abandon OKC and reset my POF account when I get back from my holiday . Slim pickings on there in my neck of the woods .. In fact MrFixit was the only one I considered as as he has ishoooos ( and wiped his face on the bedding and was a bit huffy ) the rest aren't looking that great

Wine Doritos and hummus for dinner (standard when I'm down in the dumps )

Btw the sex thread .. I remember watch saying that she had 20 orgasms in one session once .. Made me feel v inadequate .. Think I'll avoid that one for now

48howdidthathappen Mon 01-Apr-13 18:31:35

Do people count hmm

KinNora Mon 01-Apr-13 18:36:00

20 orgasms ? You'd be desperate for a cup of tea and The Antiques Roadshow after that.

KirstyWirsty Mon 01-Apr-13 18:37:28

gringringrin at antiques roadshow

mercury7 Mon 01-Apr-13 18:38:57

surely you'd be in such a state of bliss and ecstasy that you'd be unable to count confused...or would the bloke be putting tic's on a piece of paper?

KinNora Mon 01-Apr-13 18:40:29

Sorry you're down in the dumps Kirsty, I reckon bank holidays can have a kind of enhanced Sunday Sadness effect, not helped by the disappointment of Mr Fixit, of course.

48howdidthathappen Mon 01-Apr-13 18:44:45

Kirsty Sorry but grin at fixer upper.

MirandaWest Mon 01-Apr-13 18:45:11

I had a cock picture once. He asked for a picture of my pussy. So I sent one of the cat grin

KirstyWirsty Mon 01-Apr-13 18:46:33

You know what Nora I was reflecting on last night while I was on the treadmill this afternoon .. My stbxh flopped at the sight of a condom, wiped his face on the bedding and was a bit huffy ( this increased to moody bastard) .. MrFixit did all that too

He also kept saying 'blah blah ..that's your fault' e.g. I've got a carpet burn, I'm tired etc .. I think I have had a lucky escape really now I've got the wisdom of mumsnet

MirandaWest Mon 01-Apr-13 18:46:55

I don't understand why people want to go on about the small details of their sex life hmm

I also don't know people got Easter presents - I got an egg for Mr Nice and he gave me one. Didn't post about it in Facebook grin

48howdidthathappen Mon 01-Apr-13 18:48:16

Miranda Would loved to have been a fly on the wall, when he recieved a pic of your feline friend grin

KinNora Mon 01-Apr-13 18:55:24

Miranda I think it shows the paucity of his imagination that he wouldn't expect to get a photo of someone's cat if he asked for a picture of a pussy.

Ooh that's weird Kirsty, like they're crappy twins. Also whereabouts in the Karma Sutra does it recommend complaining about carpet burn and 'being tired' as gambits to inflame your lover's passions ?

mercury7 Mon 01-Apr-13 18:56:43

I think I'd feel hurt if I found out that someone I liked had shared details of what we did in bed...I'd like to think that he'd feel it was 'special' enough to keep it private rather than brag about it

OhWesternWind Mon 01-Apr-13 19:07:10

Kirsty lucky escape there I think, although it can leave you feeling a bit let down and flat after something like that. Sometimes it all feels a bit hopeless but it isn't really. I think it's all the Mr Cheeky stuff not helping either. We will get there, though, don't despair.

I don't like all the detailed sex life stuff either. I've never really talked to anyone like that not even my closest friends. Some things are best private.

An Easter egg is as far as "Easter presents" go here, although the children did get some cheques this year, which surprised me. What sort of thing is one supposed to bestow on one's inamorata for Easter? Please tell me it's not a bunny outfit.

watchforthesnail Mon 01-Apr-13 19:08:55

while its lovely you are all still talking about me months after i have left the thread, i will ask you to please refain.

Ive had a ton of stuff laid down at my door which has, in fact, had nothing to do with me.

I have seen many detailed posts about sex lives on here over the years, and i can only conclude the need to bring mine up, as some sort of either jealously or mocking ( for some strange reason) Neither are nice things to do.

I would suggest maybe thinking why there is a constant need to drag my name through the mud........... especially so as im not about to defend myself.

As you were.

48howdidthathappen Mon 01-Apr-13 19:14:54

You wont catch me in a bunny outfit. Grim!

mercury7 Mon 01-Apr-13 19:16:04

I did give my kids some money for easter, but I've never done easter presents for partners

KirstyWirsty Mon 01-Apr-13 19:16:31

OWW I didn't get one egg .. I bought DD a monster high doll instead of an egg

mercury7 Mon 01-Apr-13 19:16:55

I take it you prefer the easter chick outfit 48 wink

48howdidthathappen Mon 01-Apr-13 19:17:17

I don't even do valentines.

KinNora Mon 01-Apr-13 19:18:00

I bought all 3 teenagers a little chocolate chick and a bunny each, all were surprisingly chuffed.

mercury7 Mon 01-Apr-13 19:18:40

I remember a husband once being miffed because I didnt get him a christmas card..I was genuinely bemused that he'd even expect one when we lived in the same house!

48howdidthathappen Mon 01-Apr-13 19:18:57

At 48 mercury I am laughing out loud grin

KinNora Mon 01-Apr-13 19:20:58

You don't do Valentine's yet 48 - any money, next year you'll be buying R&R a 3 foot card with ' To My Ickle Fluffy Bunny' on the front and a lilac Care Bear holding a satin heart grin

48howdidthathappen Mon 01-Apr-13 19:23:30

He would be wondering if I had been hit on the head with a very heavy object, or if I needed to be.

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