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What 'signal' do you use to let your oh know you fancy getting jiggly?

(137 Posts)
janji Sat 16-Feb-13 21:53:30

Girls night in and discussing the subtle or not so subtle ways we all let our ohs know 'we're in the mood.' Must admit, after 19 yrs together mine is a simple 'you fancy a cuddle' (with raised eyebrows). Not exactly seductibpve I know!!

Zumbasmyfave Sun 17-Feb-13 10:34:53

Hehe I am taking notes! :-D

Branleuse Sun 17-Feb-13 11:04:42

i usually start groping him, or just acting flirty, or show him my bum/tits

Sometimes i tell him that I REALLY like him for his personality, and would he like to spend some time talking about our feelings, and then he knows im up for it.

Bogeyface Sun 17-Feb-13 11:11:18

I still want to know why these answers are sickening!

Thisisaeuphemism Sun 17-Feb-13 11:19:09

I found the sausage answers a little distasteful - in the light of the horsemeat scandal - who knows what kind of sausage you are going to get?

kalidanger Sun 17-Feb-13 11:26:41

I'd hope that most of this meat these sausages have been fully labelled and the poster knows exactly which abattoir supplier they are coming from but I guess one can never really tell hmm

AnyFucker Sun 17-Feb-13 11:51:51

I move from my sofa to his.
Or, in bed, drape my legs over him or spoon my bum against him

Occasionally, I will send a text like "you, me on the kitchen worktop" even if he is in the same house

He has a very fine trigger smile

perplexedpirate Sun 17-Feb-13 12:03:05

I take my clothes off.
We don't have time enough for subtlety! wink

MrsExcited Sun 17-Feb-13 12:09:39

Tickle his tummy

Thewhingingdefective Sun 17-Feb-13 12:16:41

'So are you gonna ravish me later?'

'Do you want to investigate my underwear?'

Or just sneak a grope.

WiganKebab Tue 19-Feb-13 21:30:07

Lol at putting the dog out and the one-leg-out technique (perhaps there's a gap in the market for one legged pjs.....)

DebbieLovesDallas Tue 19-Feb-13 21:37:43

We don't have a signal, it's "Fancy a bit", or "Wanna shag".

ThreeBeeOneGee Tue 19-Feb-13 21:40:57

"How tired are you, on a scale of one to ten?"

MechanicalTheatre Tue 19-Feb-13 21:50:26

I mostly just rub my cheek against his.

That sounds quite coy.

Don't worry, it heats up, sometimes we even leave the lights on.

wonderwoman2012 Tue 19-Feb-13 21:53:52

As he is up silly early even on none work days he goes to bed a 10pm. I am a night person and will finish work papers until 2am sometimes.

All the above make it very easy for him to know if I am up for it. I just go to bed the same time as him.

The sad thing is when finished I get up and start working again.

deleted203 Tue 19-Feb-13 21:54:20

I was worried that everyone else had subtle, romantic signals they used!

Pleased to see that they don't grin

DH's most frequent 'chat up' line is probably, 'D'ye wannae come over here and cuddle ma cock?'

notquitenormal Tue 19-Feb-13 21:57:46

I'll usually ask if he's planning on having a shave that evening. To let me know he'll come and give me a kiss and rub his cheek against mine so I'll know he's had a shave.

Or one of us will say 'shall we do rude things?'
Or we'll nuzzle until rude thing ensue.

SusieSusieSheep Tue 19-Feb-13 22:00:28

We sometimes really are as pathetic as this:

"Do you want sex?"


ThreeBeeOneGee Tue 19-Feb-13 22:02:12

Susie: that's not pathetic, that's the definition of clear communication! smile At least there's no risk of misunderstanding.

Ohhelpohnoitsa Tue 19-Feb-13 22:04:08

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

Noren Tue 19-Feb-13 22:10:45

Shall we have sex now? (can't stand hints)

crje Tue 19-Feb-13 22:44:39

Me - 'get your coat,you've pulled'

Him-' you look 25'

UterusUterusGhali Tue 19-Feb-13 22:59:08

Don't do the sex any more, but in tge past it'd be
"wanna do a sex" or similar.

If children were within suspected earshot we'd just dirty-talk in Polish.

SignoraStronza Tue 19-Feb-13 23:05:45

Quick, its asleep in the cot for change I reckon we've got about 25 minutes (one sleep cycle). Do me now please. wink

cronullansw Wed 20-Feb-13 00:08:39


Surely you know that according to MN forum lore, interfering with someone while they are asleep is sexual assault?

WiganKebab Wed 20-Feb-13 20:46:11

Is a Canadian shower something to do with poo?

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