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What 'signal' do you use to let your oh know you fancy getting jiggly?

(137 Posts)
janji Sat 16-Feb-13 21:53:30

Girls night in and discussing the subtle or not so subtle ways we all let our ohs know 'we're in the mood.' Must admit, after 19 yrs together mine is a simple 'you fancy a cuddle' (with raised eyebrows). Not exactly seductibpve I know!!

2cats222 Sat 16-Feb-13 21:57:07

marking place I do not have a signal therefore am bemused to hear some people do!

Tortington Sat 16-Feb-13 21:58:56

i say this
"fancy a bit?"

frustratedworkingmum Sat 16-Feb-13 22:03:09

We have several, ranging from - "do you want to come and sit over here with me" = come and sit on the sofa and give me a bj while i watch TV (usually met with a hmm face) to "do you want to stick your cock in me" oh dear, i think we need to work on the romance - mostly its in the morning so its just touching smile

Cailinsalach Sat 16-Feb-13 22:05:38

I remove the barbed wire from my knickers and swing it seductively ...........

2cats222 Sat 16-Feb-13 22:16:41

calin grin

Doshusallie Sat 16-Feb-13 22:19:01

Fancy some rudes?

Ilovemydogandmydoglovesme Sat 16-Feb-13 22:21:28

I just grab a hold of him. It's like an on switch, once I let him know I'm in the mood there's no stopping him. Most of the time he grabs me first though.


Thisisaeuphemism Sat 16-Feb-13 22:21:40

"shall we go to bed early?"

Hmm. Hardly Mae west, is it.

janji Sat 16-Feb-13 22:21:41

Calvin, just wasted a good mouthful of wine snorting at your barbed wire!winegrin

TiggerWearsATriteSmile Sat 16-Feb-13 22:21:54

Get up that stairs will ya.

janji Sat 16-Feb-13 22:22:05

Cailin! blush

TiggerWearsATriteSmile Sat 16-Feb-13 22:22:25

Or, I'm going to bed
Come on

CailinDana Sat 16-Feb-13 22:23:13

"Fancy a shag?" Last of the great romantics, me.

BOF Sat 16-Feb-13 22:23:39

"Shall we put the dog out?"

cowmop Sat 16-Feb-13 22:24:52

"I'll wash me fanny if ya fancy a bit."

Or similar grin

Ambassadoryouarespoilingme Sat 16-Feb-13 22:25:59

My boss said he used to know when his wife was really gagging for it, because she took one leg out of her pyjamas. I asked what happened when she was just slightly open to the idea, and he said she just pulls them down a bit.

Thisisaeuphemism Sat 16-Feb-13 22:26:02

I'm clearly too coy.

Sometimes, I say; have you had a shower?

FlouncingMintyy Sat 16-Feb-13 22:26:24

Roffle at Bof!

Are you keen to preserve your dog's sensibilities?

CailinDana Sat 16-Feb-13 22:27:22

We had a bit of baby eviction fun earlier and looked up to find the cat staring in the window at us. Very judgemental he was. Pervert.

CointreauVersial Sat 16-Feb-13 22:33:31

I put my slinky nightie on.

joanofarchitrave Sat 16-Feb-13 22:38:35

Ambassador, do you work for dh?

[twangs pyjama elastic]

Zumbasmyfave Sat 16-Feb-13 22:39:56

Let the sausage see the bun!

BOF Sat 16-Feb-13 22:40:44

Mintyy- the dog does have a disconcerting tendency to stare...

I've thought of another one. Usually in the mornings- DP will say "Do you need anything taking downstairs?", I'll blearily open my eyes, only to see him gleefully swinging a draped towel or artfully balanced pile of laundry about his person...

gruffalobore Sat 16-Feb-13 22:42:56

I say that I fancy a bit of juicy sausage normally in response to a question like what do you fancy for dinner (now I've written that it sounds terrible) or fancy giving me a poke later.
Very romantic grin
Good thread topic!

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