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kegel/ ben wa balls. where am i going wrong?

(25 Posts)


Cailinsalach Sat 16-Feb-13 21:07:22

Oh they are a dancing aid!

Do they use them on Strictly?

That might explain their pained expressions and their breathlessness during their chat with Brucie.

Are they like those clacker things popular in the 70s? Or was it 80s?

Wasn't there a woman once who fainted in tescos because she'd been shoplifting a frozen chicken - under her hat! Sorry not really relevant.

izzyizin Sat 16-Feb-13 20:55:35

Try square dancing... <sings> grab your partner, dosey doe, swing him around and don't let go.

<changes words to 'grab those balls, dosey doe, swing them round and don't let go'>

izzyizin Sat 16-Feb-13 20:51:05

Fainted in Tescos? That beats whatever she had in 'When Harry Met Sally'.

MidnightMasquerader Sat 16-Feb-13 20:50:37

Oh yes. Definitely try dancing.

BettySuarez Sat 16-Feb-13 20:47:57

Blingaling - why did you buy them? I thought they were for strengthening your pelvic floor?

Do they have 'other' uses too?

Could you try dancing? Ummmm???

izzy <snort>

noddyholder Sat 16-Feb-13 20:46:35

I usually go out sat pm and never MN but this is certainly worth staying in for.

ProphetOfDoom Sat 16-Feb-13 20:44:06

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MidnightMasquerader Sat 16-Feb-13 20:42:57

No prawn balls for me, though last night's prawn linguine is repeating on me... hmm

izzyizin Sat 16-Feb-13 20:41:36

Too busy juggling your ben was to drop in from time to time, Scarlet?

Oh, how I wish I didn't have anything else to do all evening!

izzyizin Sat 16-Feb-13 20:36:51

Are prawn balls on your luncheon menu, MM? hmm

SchroSawMargeryDaw Sat 16-Feb-13 20:35:30

Yikes... Try walking with them? Jumping? confused

MM grin grin

MidnightMasquerader Sat 16-Feb-13 20:28:33

It's Sunday morning here. I've gone right off my yum cha...

Cailinsalach ! grin grin

<needs emoticon for unstoppable laughter>


kittybiscuits Sat 16-Feb-13 20:24:46

You could try them up your....oh no - sorry - I thought it was Friday wink

ErikNorseman Sat 16-Feb-13 19:58:54

Nothing. They are pointless/uncomfortable. I don't know anyone who has derived any pleasure from them, and I doubt they do much for your pelvic floor either.

Cailinsalach Sat 16-Feb-13 19:42:23

Oh I thought this might be a thread about asian cuisine.

(wanders off to find food threads)

izzyizin Sat 16-Feb-13 19:25:38

You've just made me snort wine at the prospect of possible reples grin

Maybe you need bigger balls or more balls?

blingalingling Sat 16-Feb-13 18:50:22

So i finally got round to purchasing some. They are by Ophelia from ann summers. 2 largish balls joined by a thin cord and coated in silicone. I inserted them into my vagina so the end is at the opening to my vagina. I expected them to feel pleasurable etc., but cant even really feel them there. What am i doing wrong?

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