I have been with dh a long time and we are happily married. However, he has always been slightly obsessed with his willy. This has been slightly irritating over the years, but I have learnt to ignore it (his obsession not his willy).
Anyway, I have found out that he has been going on sex toy websites and had purchased false willy covers of different sizes, which I think you wear over your willy to make them look bigger. He has then been wearing them at sporting events under hs cycling shorts!
My dh has a completely normal willy, it is not small and perfectly fine. He is a good looking successful man.
I don't know why this has irritated me, but the thought of my dh cruising sex toy websites, ordering products, having them posted to work rather than home and then wearing them when I am not with him, is strange. He then puts pictures of himself in his enhanced cycling shorts on fb.
I really don't know if I should be annoyed or not! What do you think?
I wouldnt be annoyed. Id probably be concerned. I wonder of someone has said something to make him so insecure? Can you have a proper chat with him about his insecurities. Can he wear something instead of cycling shorts?
just did a quick google and it seems a LOT of guys have this insecurity in cycling shorts
I don't know whether you should be annoyed. Although, I suppose he is hiding it from you, and that would ring some alarm bells for me. As well as the pictures on facebook thing, since he obviously expects people to be looking at his cock.
I mean, willies aren't like boobs, are they? It's one thing for a woman to worry about her boobs and want to enhance them, because they're close to eye-level and they make a huge difference to body shape in general. But I can't say I've ever looked at a man's "package" in the same sort of way as a man might look at boobs, if you know what I mean?
Ye gods. There's not lot of sights which are more repulsive to delicate female sensibilities than a lycra-clad man with a small carrot and 2 shallots displayed for all to see, but one with a banana and a couple of grapes prominently on view is positively boakworthy.
Your h needs therapy to cure/alleviate his obsession. In the meantime is there any way you can photoshop some of the images he puts 'out there'?
It's up to you whether you can be arsed to be annoyed with his juvenile posturing but, fwiw, I'd be veering between hysterical laughter and pass the sick bucket.
Posting pictures of enhanced cycling shorts on FB is not just an obsession, it's exhibitionism. I think you need to talk about why he feels the need to engage in such very public attention-seeking. I would say the same, incidentally, if he was a woman with a normal-size chest wearing padded bras and posting 'enhanced sweater' pictures on FB. Or a very skinny person obsessed at how fat they were. Something's very wrong if he's looking in the mirror and not seeing what everyone else sees. A kind of body dysmorphia.
My dh can't understand why women don't stare at mens crotch region with lustful eyes in the same way that men stare at boobs. He will often comment on athletes on tv (in lycra) about the size of the "bulge" and seems amazed that I haven't noticed because I'm watching the sport perhaps
Now I've written that down it sounds slightly odd.
Eww! I'll never forget the sight and scent of a pack of fluorescent lycra-clad cyclists in the pub where I worked as a teenager. Scarred me for life! There is no way I'd be remotely interested in, let alone checking out, anything in cycling shorts .