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mooncup saga continues

(19 Posts)
FlojoHoHoHo Thu 06-Dec-12 22:35:46

we'd do to *we've done it

FlojoHoHoHo Thu 06-Dec-12 22:34:57

The other strange thing he said was "oh I thought this was reserved for special occasions only......just the impression I got" WTF? Ok so I made him wait a little and the only other time we'd do it was on my birthday but still....weird.

FlojoHoHoHo Thu 06-Dec-12 17:48:59

I didn't ask him to identify it! Just whether he noticed something odd!

3b1g Thu 06-Dec-12 14:54:46

grin Sorry, it was meant to be a metaphor, not a literal comparison. Reading it back, I can see that it was poorly chosen. I meant that men aren't often asked to identify objects using sense alone in that area.

tetleymel Thu 06-Dec-12 13:24:48


FlojoHoHoHo Thu 06-Dec-12 13:23:50

schro I, but I think he got the message that I didn't see it as a compliment.

FlojoHoHoHo Thu 06-Dec-12 13:22:13

3b are u likening my fanjo to a draw string bag? shock
grin least u said it has a draw string, I don't think DP even credited it with that!

SchroSawMummyRidingSantaClaus Thu 06-Dec-12 13:21:43

You could buy him one of those cock pump things and leave a note in it saying your fanjo is in perfectly good shape, thank you. smile

I would be mortified by that, please tell me you at least stopped?

FlojoHoHoHo Thu 06-Dec-12 13:19:42

Least I didn't have a 3rd glass else I might have told him why!

3b1g Thu 06-Dec-12 13:19:10

Er... I'm not sure what to say. I think that things could have gone wrong in so many ways on the last occasion, considering the extra... erm... baggage you were carrying.

I would just be thankful for that and stop interrogating the poor man. What answer could he possibly give that would be right? Also, it's not a skill that he could have practised, like the game where you have to put your hand into a drawstring cloth bag and identify the item by touch alone.

FlojoHoHoHo Thu 06-Dec-12 13:18:27

schro I wondered the same myself!
Either way I was so speechless I still haven't thought of a come back.

OnTheBottomWithAStringOfTinsel Thu 06-Dec-12 13:14:10

x posted with your second post!

OnTheBottomWithAStringOfTinsel Thu 06-Dec-12 13:13:28

Flojo was it you who 'lost' your mooncup and 'found' it in the usual place, after DTD with him??

If so grin grin grin - can't believe he said that!

bumhead Thu 06-Dec-12 13:12:57

No I haven't.

SchroSawMummyRidingSantaClaus Thu 06-Dec-12 13:12:51


Cheeky sod!

So, do you think the mooncup ermm, tightened the space?

FlojoHoHoHo Thu 06-Dec-12 13:12:23

bumhead u had to have read my other thread re the missing mooncup.

GordonIsAMor0n Thu 06-Dec-12 13:09:56

I'm kinda speechless too.

bumhead Thu 06-Dec-12 13:08:58

What does that have to do with Mooncups?

FlojoHoHoHo Thu 06-Dec-12 12:51:38

So 2 glasses of wine later (yes it doesn't take much to get me tiddly) last night I asked him "so did u notice anything different when we erm ya know?"
He said "no not really, different how? Its not like we have done it before"
I bottled it with "oh I don't know, just different"
Later when we were at it
He pipes up mid thrust "I think I know what u meant, you've got DCs, its bound to be different"
Me, speechless.

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