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Am considering launching a deadly missile at my STBX loud snoring head...

(7 Posts)
ratflavouredjelly Sun 30-Sep-12 23:02:48

Ha! Shall I put a peg on his nose?
Am also eying up a pillow to smother the sodding pig like old man grunting noise eminating from his open mouth...
Ideally I'd like to fling something across the room at him.


Really pisses me off. grin angry

This is the problem with cohabiting whilst proceeding with divorce. Aaaagh.
Humour me girls - please....

MrsjREwing Sun 30-Sep-12 23:04:00

Record him and play it so loud it wakes him.

ratflavouredjelly Sun 30-Sep-12 23:06:12

LOL Mrsj

(I have actually recorded him on the iPhone before now...a real close up, to remind me why I'm leaving this man...) raises eyebrows

Smeghead Sun 30-Sep-12 23:07:01

Accidentally drag him out of the house by his ankles, then accidentally put all his stuff in bin bags and accidentally change the locks.

Or kill him.


ratflavouredjelly Sun 30-Sep-12 23:16:11

Woah - You take no prisoners Smeg!
Think I'll snigger to myself and go to bed :-)

Smeghead Sun 30-Sep-12 23:25:18

Oooh I have another one.

Accidentally smother him every 2 minutes with a pillow and accidentally call an ambulance. Then, accidentally tell them that he stopped breathing for 7 minutes, that should be enough to keep him in for 3 nights because of the brain scan, ECGs etc wink grin

Smeghead Sun 30-Sep-12 23:25:48

Can you tell I live with a snorer? grin

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