linguistic help needed - what do you call your man's love tool?

[YogaLite]

Had to name change..
I have a new lovely man in my life, but English is not my mother tongue and want to change the past, please inspire me with some suitable and nice - not rough - names..?

[izzyizin]

Google 'penis slang' or call it Willy.

[Nagoo]

at rest 'penis'
in use 'cock' [rough]

[sookiesookie]

Why do you need to come up with a name for it?
do you mean a nickname? a biological correct name? or something to use during dirty talk?

[ilovemyteddies]

Robert
Sebastian
The Clunge Caresser
IT

[YogaLite]

thanks so far, I meant for when in intimate use :)

[izzyizin]

If his love muscle doesn't inspire you to 'change the past', find one that does.

[sookiesookie]

I still don't get why.

Is it so you can say dirty things during sex? If so go with 'cock'.

[AKissIsNotAContract]

Cock is the only really acceptable term IMO. Willy is for when it's soft, it's not really sexy.

[izzyizin]

What does he call your pleasure zone vagina?

'IT' teddies? Is it a virtual dick?

[ShowOfHands]

Name the one-eyed trouser snake?

I try not to look directly at it tbh.

[plannedshock]

Purple headed womb ferret. Sorry

[MissHuffy]

HullyGully mentioned the term "manana" yesterday from man banana.

[YogaLite]

Was thinking lollipop, is that mad - or maybe too childish?
He says love nest about mine, I am so far was hovering with "you" but need something hing more special and not too rude
None of this was in my english lang books!

[amothersplaceisinthewrong]

Pork Sword

[izzyizin]

Same here, Hands. They're rarely a pretty sight.

[izzyizin]

Lollipop? I suggest you suck it and see if he likes it

[StateofConfusion]

Purple helmet warrior, miguel, heat seaking missile, ssshlong, love wand, throbbing member, his sex..

Or cock.

[needsomeperspective]

Little winky

[izzyizin]

Love nest? In that case, call his dick 'birdy-wirdy' when you want him to root around lay a few eggs in your nest.

[YogaLite]

izzy, well put

[sookiesookie]

Schlong?

Not very sexy

[ilovemyteddies]

@ Izzyizin



Well I meant "It" really. Or "The thing". I dunno, I never really see it nowadays, I presume "it" still exists, down "there".

[ohanotherone]

Well, he would be jolly chuffed if you referred to it as a "huge cock". Cock is not rough when pre-fixed with the word huge surely. We only have huge coscks and flaccid cocks in my household

[Admiraltea]

Prick, cock, Dick...though never actually uttered any name .. it is his and he can name it himself. I just make happy noises. So in answer.. mmmm .....ooo .. or wow....no that's not right..WOW ...makes him v smiley and gets all inspired .

[Shakey1500]

Cock