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linguistic help needed - what do you call your man's love tool?

(52 Posts)
YogaLite Wed 26-Sep-12 20:16:53

Had to name change..
I have a new lovely man in my life, but English is not my mother tongue and want to change the past, please inspire me with some suitable and nice - not rough - names..?

izzyizin Wed 26-Sep-12 20:22:57

Google 'penis slang' or call it Willy.

Nagoo Wed 26-Sep-12 20:24:01

at rest 'penis'
in use 'cock' [rough]

sookiesookie Wed 26-Sep-12 20:24:48

Why do you need to come up with a name for it?
do you mean a nickname? a biological correct name? or something to use during dirty talk?

ilovemyteddies Wed 26-Sep-12 20:25:46

The Clunge Caresser

YogaLite Wed 26-Sep-12 20:25:48

thanks so far, I meant for when in intimate use smile

izzyizin Wed 26-Sep-12 20:26:38

If his love muscle doesn't inspire you to 'change the past', find one that does.

sookiesookie Wed 26-Sep-12 20:28:02

I still don't get why.

Is it so you can say dirty things during sex? If so go with 'cock'.

AKissIsNotAContract Wed 26-Sep-12 20:28:57

Cock is the only really acceptable term IMO. Willy is for when it's soft, it's not really sexy.

izzyizin Wed 26-Sep-12 20:29:33

What does he call your pleasure zone vagina?

'IT' teddies? Is it a virtual dick? grin

ShowOfHands Wed 26-Sep-12 20:33:46

Name the one-eyed trouser snake?

I try not to look directly at it tbh.

plannedshock Wed 26-Sep-12 20:36:46

Purple headed womb ferret. Sorrygrin

MissHuffy Wed 26-Sep-12 20:37:33

HullyGully mentioned the term "manana" yesterday from man banana. grin

YogaLite Wed 26-Sep-12 20:38:37

Was thinking lollipop, is that mad - or maybe too childish?
He says love nest about mine, I am so far was hovering with "you" but need something hing more special and not too rude
None of this was in my english lang books!

amothersplaceisinthewrong Wed 26-Sep-12 20:38:48

Pork Sword

izzyizin Wed 26-Sep-12 20:39:00

Same here, Hands. They're rarely a pretty sight.

<<ponders adorning one with ribbons, felt tip, tattoos, clip art>>

izzyizin Wed 26-Sep-12 20:39:59

Lollipop? I suggest you suck it and see if he likes it wink

StateofConfusion Wed 26-Sep-12 20:40:07

Purple helmet warrior, miguel, heat seaking missile, ssshlong, love wand, throbbing member, his sex..

Or cock.

needsomeperspective Wed 26-Sep-12 20:40:38

Little winky

izzyizin Wed 26-Sep-12 20:44:20

Love nest? hmm In that case, call his dick 'birdy-wirdy' when you want him to root around lay a few eggs in your nest.

YogaLite Wed 26-Sep-12 20:44:36

izzy, well put grin

sookiesookie Wed 26-Sep-12 20:44:59


Not very sexy

ilovemyteddies Wed 26-Sep-12 20:47:06

@ Izzyizin


Well I meant "It" really. Or "The thing". I dunno, I never really see it nowadays, I presume "it" still exists, down "there". hmm

ohanotherone Wed 26-Sep-12 20:49:49

Well, he would be jolly chuffed if you referred to it as a "huge cock". Cock is not rough when pre-fixed with the word huge surely. We only have huge coscks and flaccid cocks in my household wink

Admiraltea Wed 26-Sep-12 20:49:51

Prick, cock, Dick...though never actually uttered any name .. it is his and he can name it himself. I just make happy noises. So in answer.. mmmm .. or that's not right..WOW ...makes him v smiley and gets all inspired .

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