desperate !
Apparently
(according to HER -my Fanjo)
it's all got so desperate I should accept any offer
(however bizarre/acrobatically challenging/ just down right dirty & depraved
Anyone else's Fanjo ruling their heads at the moment?
I ran into a friend of a friend today, known him for years, in no way have I EVER had anything than mild repulsion when we've met before; today my Fanjo decided to start imagining all sots of erotic thoughts while he talked about his allotment.
It's not as if I've had any offers, but I keep dreaming the sort of dreams that would make a fortune in the Porn industry!
FFS how do you cope with no all bank holiday sexathons intimate contact
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sexonthebrain · 06/05/2012 21:01
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