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Pet names for your man (dh/dp/fwb ect)

(29 Posts)
icemaidensu Tue 11-Oct-11 20:00:56

You know, like we get Babeș/ hunny ect... Anyone got any good ones a bit more macho?!

izzywhizzysfritenite Tue 11-Oct-11 20:03:42

I haven't - I just call them all 'darling' grin

icemaidensu Tue 11-Oct-11 20:09:25

You got all 3??? .... Spose it would matter if your forget thier real name then! Haha!

ArtyFartyPants Tue 11-Oct-11 20:14:28

Wanky, fatty or fatto, baby, my love and often prick

DawnOfTheDeementedDead Tue 11-Oct-11 20:15:42

Manshape. Just Manshape.

CumbrianCooBeastie Tue 11-Oct-11 21:47:04

Whoppet. Apparently it's an actual dog; like a whippet but... fatter...

PaschaTheSlasher Tue 11-Oct-11 21:49:57

Oi You. Chunky. (he's built like a racing snake really).

stayforappledunking Wed 12-Oct-11 00:40:20

ahhh...I was considering posting this same question! Have NM and want to use a pet name as he does me, but they all sound corny. I have a secret pet name for him, but I doubt he would be overly impressed grin will lurk about to see what corny manly macho pet names other folk have.

HairyGrotter Wed 12-Oct-11 01:11:18

Heathcliff, fuckface, cunt. Those are my top 3 for him

hootiemcboob Wed 12-Oct-11 01:28:04

Mr Sexington or Max Power.

madhattershouse Wed 12-Oct-11 01:30:54

Arsehole, twit and clumsy oaf are in my top 3!

CheerfulYank Wed 12-Oct-11 01:34:02

I call him Babe or Love. Honey sometimes. Vulc or Vulcie because he is uber practical and emotionless like a Vulcan. grin

mrstiredandconfused Wed 12-Oct-11 02:17:59

Fox/foxy or cub blush

Bearskinwoolies Wed 12-Oct-11 03:04:35

He gets called whatever is most appropriate to how I'm feeling at the time grin

ConstanceNoring Wed 12-Oct-11 06:46:41

Mostly 'Bear'.

ChocDee Wed 12-Oct-11 08:17:00

Smellbags. He loves it and gets quite offended when I accidentally call other family members it.

He showers every day.

bagelmonkey Wed 12-Oct-11 08:18:41


I call him 'Porgie' and he calls me 'Gorgeousness'

It's all rather embarrassing really.

DooinMeCleanin Wed 12-Oct-11 09:45:38

Twattish, Twatty McTwatbags or Arsehole. They all suit him. He'd probably worry I was having an affair if I started calling him babe or honey.

Babycakes blush or Tosser.
He calls me Spanky, not for that reason!

CaptainNancy Wed 12-Oct-11 09:53:16

Not everyone on MN has a partner that is a man you know hmm

Some posters are even men themselves! shock

icemaidensu Wed 12-Oct-11 11:18:19

yes, being a man(??) what pet name would you like to be called??

Romeo is my personal fave atm!...but its (--early days of a fwb--!)

Onemorning Wed 12-Oct-11 13:44:59

Bumhead. Stinky. Boss man (only ever said in jest).

He calls me Whiff.

CaptainNancy Wed 12-Oct-11 14:26:20

I am not a man. I am just pointing out that your thread title could be a little more inclusive. Lots of MNers are in same sex relationships, or are indeed men themselves.

WaitingForMe Wed 12-Oct-11 15:04:02

Sweetie, darling or honey. It's not something I think about and probably wouldn't were it not subconscious. It sounds a bit daft written down.

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