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helpmabob Fri 30-Sep-11 20:19:27

... sex toys? I tried a rabbit and it was crap. What actually works and is fun for a couple?

So glad my sex drive is finally returning grin

helpmabob Fri 30-Sep-11 22:59:07

Bumbity bump. Come on pissed mumsnetters spill. I want some new sex toys/aides whatever. I need some spice

SephreniaRidesABroomstick Fri 30-Sep-11 23:06:11

What about that lube that makes you tingle and feel more sensitive, like someone went down on you after just brushing their teeth? That stuff is pretty good imo grin

SephreniaRidesABroomstick Fri 30-Sep-11 23:06:31

*Disclaimer - I'm not pissed but hell, I love a good sex thread wink

BertieBotts Fri 30-Sep-11 23:07:19

What was it you didn't like about the rabbit? That might help - er - direct the search grin

BertieBotts Fri 30-Sep-11 23:07:54

Minty lube is to be avoided if you are at all sensitive down there BTW. OWWWW.

SephreniaRidesABroomstick Fri 30-Sep-11 23:09:31

Oh yeah, forgot to mention that bit blush

helpmabob Fri 30-Sep-11 23:10:03

I just found the rabbit did nothing for me. And it just felt like plastic and unsexual. I do love my bullit though, that is fantastic grin. I think I have used that lube it is good too. But good toys make me greedy for more. I wish to have a binge

SephreniaRidesABroomstick Fri 30-Sep-11 23:12:58

Don't Ann Summers do a kit where you can sort of make your own dildo by moulding it on a guys cock and then putting it on a vibrator so it actually feels real (well, apart from the vibrating bit which would freak me out if DH's cock started doing it)?

SephreniaRidesABroomstick Fri 30-Sep-11 23:16:31

I found it! Here it is!

helpmabob Fri 30-Sep-11 23:19:33

Its on sale which does not bode well. ha ha. Anyone tried it?

SephreniaRidesABroomstick Fri 30-Sep-11 23:22:15

I want to try it but DH says I can have the real thing any time I want it so why bother? hmm I'd like to know if anyone else has though so I can maybe persuade him grin

helpmabob Fri 30-Sep-11 23:23:54

Yes but sometimes I wish there were two of dh to reach all the places one alone can't. Not sure if this will do the trick though

SephreniaRidesABroomstick Fri 30-Sep-11 23:27:12

It might if your DH was using the moulded one at the same time as the, umm 'real' one, maybe?

BertieBotts Fri 30-Sep-11 23:39:03

See I started with a rabbit, dildo bit was horrible, didn't like that, too plasticky, but the rabbit ears on their own were good. Too good, in fact, as I'm always disappointed by bullets and the like. But having a massive shaft in the way makes a rabbit difficult for couple-play.

This is great, as it can be used in loads of different ways, powerful enough to actually do anything, the speed control is a dial, so lots of control, you can put those rubber bullet-sleeves over the end (I butchered my rabbit when it broke, cut the rubber off around the bullet which controlled the ears, and put it on the end of this!) it's effectively a bullet on a stick.

I recommend browsing lovehoney, looking at the reviews, sorting by rating and then going to the last page to see the negative reviews. You'll see then whether it's actually good and people just didn't get on with it, or whether it's crap.

helpmabob Fri 30-Sep-11 23:41:51

Great thanks. I also need something a bit quieter than my bullit which I worry will wake up the kids who will then wander into my room at the wrong time.

There will be no action tonight as my dh has a stonking cold which is all rather snotty and gross sad

helpmabob Fri 30-Sep-11 23:50:51

And while on this subject, has anyone ever found any porn designed for women? Does such a thing exist? I suspect not. I find random things arouse me such as a look between a couple, or a hint of what's to come - so obscure how could you create something intentionally arousing if you get my meaning.

BertieBotts Sat 01-Oct-11 00:00:58

I think there is some, I've seen it mentioned here before, no idea what it's called though. I find for the lead-up, hinty kind of thing a romantic film or an episode of a series which has serious sexual tension between characters is good. Especially if one or both of them is hot. I don't see how you would get that in porn because porn seems to be about the sex rather than the feelings/emotions behind it. I don't know if "porn for women" is different. I'm not really a fan of porn in general!

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