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So we have ordered a toy........

(36 Posts)
M0naLisa Thu 30-Jun-11 16:55:50

DH and i have ordered a toy to bring abit more fun in to our relationship.

DH wants to experience anal for himself so we have bought a toy. (strap on)

Please give me your experiences of anal, where you have worn a strap on.

ImperialBlether Thu 30-Jun-11 16:59:39

Oh OK, but just as long as you keep touching yourself.

I'd hate you to not get turned on.

biscuit

TechLovingDad Thu 30-Jun-11 17:01:04

Mmmm moan Lisa. grin

I strap a strap onto the end of my todger, goes further in.

RealityIsRoughlyTheSizeOfABoat Thu 30-Jun-11 17:04:26

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

TechLovingDad Thu 30-Jun-11 17:08:52

Pimp My Strap on?

AnyFucker Thu 30-Jun-11 17:44:08

expect his ring to look like this... biscuit

Apocalypto Thu 30-Jun-11 17:59:33

I'm a bit baffled by hetero anal sex generally.

I can see what's in it for the man; his nob gets the usual feeling only tighter. And if the man is in fact the "bumm^ee^", apparently it's still a bit of a laugh, because his prostate gland gets diddled, and this can get him off. Fair enough.

It's not at all obvious what's in it for the woman, whether she's the bummer or the bumm^ee^. If the former, it's not her nob, so she can't feel a lot. If the latter, well, it's her bum and traditionally she gets to feel quite a lot more than most women seem to enjoy...so...why???

Are there women who actually enjoy being on the receiving end, or is this always done as an act of charity to indulge the bloke?

M0naLisa Thu 30-Jun-11 18:01:58

its all part of experience isnt it?

Apocalypto Thu 30-Jun-11 18:28:04

Well yes, but so is being thrashed with a riding crop. Or eating a shit sandwich. They don't even sound like a good idea.

Does anyone ever do anal while sober?

RubyPink Thu 30-Jun-11 18:49:46

It's very sexy and exciting apparently....

HairyBeaver Thu 30-Jun-11 18:55:46

I want to do this to my DH but he won't do it :0(

M0naLisa Thu 30-Jun-11 19:06:06

I will consume a few bottles glasses of wine before hand ;)

AnyFucker Thu 30-Jun-11 19:13:43

You'd better give DH some ketamine then grin

BenHer Thu 30-Jun-11 21:34:18

For his sake I hope you mean beforehand!smile

lazarusb Thu 30-Jun-11 21:47:41

I hope you've got loads of lube...and he's clean.

Mmmm...wimps. The strap on, with the strap on should surely have a live hamster gaffer taped to the end too, for any kind of enjoyment....

<<squeak>>

<<nibbles biscuit>>

AnyFucker Thu 30-Jun-11 21:54:19

watch out for the ball of poo

HairyBeaver Thu 30-Jun-11 22:05:46

PMSL at ball of poo. I'm still chuckling at that thread grin

M0naLisa Thu 30-Jun-11 22:20:11

omg that ball of poo thread had me boaking. i told dh about it and he was shaking his head.

AnyFucker Thu 30-Jun-11 22:24:35

mona...don't let him think it couldn't happen to him !

M0naLisa Thu 30-Jun-11 22:52:55

haha!!

<boak>

AnyFucker Thu 30-Jun-11 22:53:35

you still keen ?

QueeferSutherland Thu 30-Jun-11 22:57:07

Are you familiar with Goatse?

M0naLisa Fri 01-Jul-11 01:06:21

yeah its something new smile

whats that Queefer?

M0naLisa Fri 01-Jul-11 01:06:40

and no i am not googling. blush

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