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WOMEN WITH TOO MUCH TIME ON HANDS NEEDED DESPERATLEY* TOP RATES

(36 Posts)
willsortusillywomenout Sat 18-Jun-11 18:50:50

women required for part time work. These are the roles avaialble

Cleaning
Dishwashing
Ironing
Cooking

You must be able to committ to 10 hours a week. Proof of this will be needed. proof of posts on here for at least one with month will suffice. It is very important that you have nothing better to do with your time

company uniform (apron) and tools (rubber gloves) provided free

Reality Sat 18-Jun-11 18:53:16

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

MotherPanda Sat 18-Jun-11 18:54:22

Is this a fetish of yours?

ChaosTrulyReigns Sat 18-Jun-11 18:55:07

I can teach spelling in that time as well.

HTH.

SuePurblybilt Sat 18-Jun-11 18:56:16

If i could limit all that to ten hours a week I'd be delighted.

Are you quite alright OP? No nasty bumps to the head recently?

blackeyedsusan Sat 18-Jun-11 18:56:36

if i wanted to do that sort of work, I would be spending less time on mn and doing my own....

Honeydragon Sat 18-Jun-11 18:57:51

cool how much? grin

I charge 10 squillion ££££ per hour.

willsortusillywomenout Sat 18-Jun-11 18:59:11

blackeyedsusan

shame on you

willsortusillywomenout Sat 18-Jun-11 19:00:51

honeydragon

the rate is a roof over your head and a husband to look after you. but nice try!

TheStallionOfSensibleness Sat 18-Jun-11 19:01:59

you cant spell you freak

Dumbledoresgirl Sat 18-Jun-11 19:03:50

I may have time on my hands, but what have you got on (in) yours right now OP?

TheCrackFox Sat 18-Jun-11 19:03:56

Is there a pension scheme?

fanjolina Sat 18-Jun-11 19:06:37

And what medieval century are you visiting us from?

willsortusillywomenout Sat 18-Jun-11 19:07:01

TheCrackFox Is there a pension scheme?

only if u havent cleaned the bank account out before then with your shopping

Notasdaftasilook Sat 18-Jun-11 19:09:02

Nasty twat fuck right off

TheCrackFox Sat 18-Jun-11 19:10:31

Sorry, shit I forgot I already have a job, DH, roof over my head and pension. Shame, as the job sounded brilliant.

SuePurblybilt Sat 18-Jun-11 19:11:19

Oh dear. OP, sto fiddling with yourself and go and have a nice lie down somewhere dark and quiet.

KoolAidKid Sat 18-Jun-11 19:12:24

You looking for a wife then?

I can't possibly imagine why a nice guy like you is still single...

TheCrackFox Sat 18-Jun-11 19:13:54

He's just misunderstood.

willsortusillywomenout Sat 18-Jun-11 19:13:57

who said im a guy? this is 2011 koolaidkid. dont be so narrow minded

TheCrackFox Sat 18-Jun-11 19:14:47

You are a misunderstood lesbian then.

KoolAidKid Sat 18-Jun-11 19:16:30

see your previous post. You mentioned something about a husband.

willsortusillywomenout Sat 18-Jun-11 19:17:37

i think i will put my rod and reel away for today. goodnight ladies!

SuePurblybilt Sat 18-Jun-11 19:19:52

Bye then! Come back for your Pointless Posting award tomorrow, do!

Honeydragon Sat 18-Jun-11 19:22:20

Aaaaaw bless, we made the op feel all clever, my good deed for the day is done.....hurrah!

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