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WOMEN WITH TOO MUCH TIME ON HANDS NEEDED DESPERATLEY* TOP RATES

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willsortusillywomenout · 18/06/2011 18:50

women required for part time work. These are the roles avaialble

Cleaning
Dishwashing
Ironing
Cooking

You must be able to committ to 10 hours a week. Proof of this will be needed. proof of posts on here for at least one with month will suffice. It is very important that you have nothing better to do with your time

company uniform (apron) and tools (rubber gloves) provided free

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Reality · 18/06/2011 18:53

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MotherPanda · 18/06/2011 18:54

Is this a fetish of yours?

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ChaosTrulyReigns · 18/06/2011 18:55

I can teach spelling in that time as well.

HTH.

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SuePurblybilt · 18/06/2011 18:56

If i could limit all that to ten hours a week I'd be delighted.

Are you quite alright OP? No nasty bumps to the head recently?

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blackeyedsusan · 18/06/2011 18:56

if i wanted to do that sort of work, I would be spending less time on mn and doing my own....

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Honeydragon · 18/06/2011 18:57

cool how much? Grin

I charge 10 squillion ££££ per hour.

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willsortusillywomenout · 18/06/2011 18:59

blackeyedsusan

shame on you

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willsortusillywomenout · 18/06/2011 19:00

honeydragon

the rate is a roof over your head and a husband to look after you. but nice try!

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TheStallionOfSensibleness · 18/06/2011 19:01

you cant spell you freak

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Dumbledoresgirl · 18/06/2011 19:03

I may have time on my hands, but what have you got on (in) yours right now OP?

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TheCrackFox · 18/06/2011 19:03

Is there a pension scheme?

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fanjolina · 18/06/2011 19:06

And what medieval century are you visiting us from?

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willsortusillywomenout · 18/06/2011 19:07

TheCrackFox Is there a pension scheme?

only if u havent cleaned the bank account out before then with your shopping

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Notasdaftasilook · 18/06/2011 19:09

Nasty twat fuck right off

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TheCrackFox · 18/06/2011 19:10

Sorry, shit I forgot I already have a job, DH, roof over my head and pension. Shame, as the job sounded brilliant.

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SuePurblybilt · 18/06/2011 19:11

Oh dear. OP, sto fiddling with yourself and go and have a nice lie down somewhere dark and quiet.

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KoolAidKid · 18/06/2011 19:12

You looking for a wife then?

I can't possibly imagine why a nice guy like you is still single...

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TheCrackFox · 18/06/2011 19:13

He's just misunderstood.

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willsortusillywomenout · 18/06/2011 19:13

who said im a guy? this is 2011 koolaidkid. dont be so narrow minded

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TheCrackFox · 18/06/2011 19:14

You are a misunderstood lesbian then.

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KoolAidKid · 18/06/2011 19:16

see your previous post. You mentioned something about a husband.

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willsortusillywomenout · 18/06/2011 19:17

i think i will put my rod and reel away for today. goodnight ladies!

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SuePurblybilt · 18/06/2011 19:19

Bye then! Come back for your Pointless Posting award tomorrow, do!

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Honeydragon · 18/06/2011 19:22

Aaaaaw bless, we made the op feel all clever, my good deed for the day is done.....hurrah!

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Notasdaftasilook · 18/06/2011 19:23

Get a life you desperate idiot. I can quite easily put a roof over mine and my very happy sons head and have even got my own bank account!! without the help of some tosser of a man

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