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Thinking of buying a dildo - tell me please how good it is !!

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DEPECHEMODEFANISBACK Fri 19-Nov-10 17:39:08

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AnyFucker Fri 19-Nov-10 17:49:37

of course you should

get onto LoveHoney and start browsing

you know it makes sense !

gobbledegoop Fri 19-Nov-10 17:52:22

yes lovehoney is great {smile] read the reviews before you buy to find the right one (or two...) for you!

gobbledegoop Fri 19-Nov-10 17:52:50

smile even

Gay40 Fri 19-Nov-10 17:58:28

Yep. But don't be surprised if you end up preferring it to your DH. It never needs complimenting afterwards and it's always in the mood and keeps going till you are done.

DEPECHEMODEFANISBACK Fri 19-Nov-10 18:08:15

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MittzyWithTinselOnHerBittzys Fri 19-Nov-10 18:10:58

Yes.. YES.. YES!!

It is as good as you want it to be. smile

Gay40 Fri 19-Nov-10 18:18:51

Being able to fling it back in the drawer when you are done is a big bonus. And it doesn't make unreasonable requests of you, just when you've got the kids off to sleep and you've got a 6am start.

DEPECHEMODEFANISBACK Fri 19-Nov-10 18:40:39

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UnlikelyAmazonian Fri 19-Nov-10 18:50:54

Hold on, these are pretty useful too

Gay40 Fri 19-Nov-10 18:56:28

I am biased, I know. But I make no apologies.

LeninGrad Fri 19-Nov-10 18:58:57

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DEPECHEMODEFANISBACK Fri 19-Nov-10 19:02:12

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RiojaLover75 Fri 19-Nov-10 19:13:26

What about a bullet??

www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=412

Frizzbonce Fri 19-Nov-10 19:25:58

Do get some tiger balm too. It's the difference between a Primark Orgasm and a Haute Couture one.

MittzyWithTinselOnHerBittzys Fri 19-Nov-10 19:28:30

Mmmmmmm Tiger Balm grin

Is it bed time yet!! <filthy laugh>

Portofino Fri 19-Nov-10 19:29:32

tiger balm?

UnlikelyAmazonian Fri 19-Nov-10 19:34:19

Bit on the side. Hmmm. <<dons thinking cap>>

? goes well with 'parsnip'

LeninGrad Fri 19-Nov-10 19:34:50

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RiojaLover75 Fri 19-Nov-10 19:59:26

Wicked Frizz like the analogy grin

kettlechip Fri 19-Nov-10 20:24:01

what is tiger balm please? Googled it and it looks like some Chinese herbal remedy thingy

joanne34 Fri 19-Nov-10 20:43:33

unlikely amazonian - Parsnip post hilarious !!! oh i have tears running down my face !!!

MittzyWithTinselOnHerBittzys Fri 19-Nov-10 20:44:40

It is kettlechip but has deep penetrating ermm.... pheromones I think grin

A girlfriend gave me a massage gel with similar ingredients to Tiger Balm and it comes quite close to Diamonds as a girl's best friend!

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