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Quelle surprise! Rob hasn't FOTTFSOF and is in fact hiding in the bushes at Henwee's school. Discuss the latest unlikely Archers events here.

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PseudoBadger Thu 02-Feb-17 08:35:42

What do we want?
Realistic storylines!
When do we want them?
As soon as the writers see this!

Gallavich Thu 02-Feb-17 08:39:00

Place marking!

Efferlunt Thu 02-Feb-17 08:52:36

Umm yes. Think I actually rolled my eyes at the radio. Plus all this French farce stuff with Lillian is a bit silly. I mean efficient and prompt rural taxi services? Come on!

Eatingcheeseontoast Thu 02-Feb-17 08:58:04

I quite enjoyed it, I'll slink off now.

ErrolTheDragon Thu 02-Feb-17 09:00:34

Thanks for yet another cracking title, Pseudo.

The Lilian farce thing was gloriously silly. grin

BoreOfWhabylon Thu 02-Feb-17 09:01:14

To be fair, TA has always gone in for far-fetched and farce-style SLs.

Although this one is particularly irksome.

Thanks as always Pseudo

BoreOfWhabylon Thu 02-Feb-17 09:02:51

By 'this one' I mean the Knob-in-the-bush one

LassWiTheDelicateAir Thu 02-Feb-17 09:03:05

Although Helen may not have put him there, I think even if you're married you can put father unknown

No UK birth certificate has "father unknown"

Gruach Thu 02-Feb-17 09:03:17

I think Rob is planning a long trip to Heaven. Possibly with Jack. Maybe Helen too.

Henry would be the lone survivor.

Thanks Pseudo!flowers

ppeatfruit Thu 02-Feb-17 09:05:57

Oui Oui le french farce avec le fur coat et no kneeckers. Oh Lil wha ever bleedin' next?

Knob attempting a kidnap??? shock

Merci merci pour le nouveau tred Psuedo

Gasp0deTheW0nderD0g Thu 02-Feb-17 09:17:31

I hope whatever Rob's planning comes to nothing and his long trip is to prison. Once he's charged with attempted kidnap, the other charges can follow. It just needs Henry to say 'That man's got a beard just like Daddy's!' and the whole pack of cards will fall down. Agree it's a bit silly but Huw Canuw may be keen to move on from this story (as I am now).

Kronutpearl Thu 02-Feb-17 09:18:57

Wtf is this "surprise" confused

Hi btw - long time lurker smile

Alleycat1 Thu 02-Feb-17 09:19:08

Bore Knob-in-the-bush 😁 would have made a great thread title!

Gasp0deTheW0nderD0g Thu 02-Feb-17 09:26:05

Oops, sorry - thanks for yet another great thread, Pseudo!

BoreOfWhabylon Thu 02-Feb-17 09:26:23

Alleycat, nothing could match*Pseudo*'s thread titles!

(She does fantastic thread titles. The best. With all the beautiful words. Bigly)

PseudoBadger Thu 02-Feb-17 09:27:30

My threads have the biggest attendance of any threads in history. That is a fact. A fact.

ppeatfruit Thu 02-Feb-17 09:32:03

YaaaY Felicitations mon ami PsuedoBadger flowers flowers

trevortrevorslattery Thu 02-Feb-17 09:43:22

Thanks for the new thread pseudo and hello to delurkers.. although I am now craving a kronut! I work 3 floors above a Greggs and they have their own version = a Greggsnut and it's now taking all my willpower not to go and get in the lift to get one blush

SingingAvocado Thu 02-Feb-17 09:45:00

Thank you Pseudo. Placemarking and wondering what the surprise for Mummy could possibly be … Disappointed if Brighton is really only the Stella story.

RedBugMug Thu 02-Feb-17 09:46:41

stella is a big fat lie imo

Abraiid2 Thu 02-Feb-17 09:49:40

Pseudo's thread titles are beautiful. Beautiful. The best.

PseudoBadger Thu 02-Feb-17 09:52:30

Stella is an alternative fact.

Alleycat1 Thu 02-Feb-17 09:53:40

Not taking anything away from Pseudo's titles Bore; they are great. I was just amused by your comment.

BoreOfWhabylon Thu 02-Feb-17 09:55:27

Pip is the Ivanka of Ambridge. Fact.

BoreOfWhabylon Thu 02-Feb-17 09:57:42

Oh, I know Alleycat!

And thank you flowers

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