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Ruth and Ed are gonna get it on

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RavenVonChaos Fri 04-Jan-13 22:25:32

While she helps him with his computing....
I soooo want Ruth to have mad sex in the dairy.

Had to share

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missmapp Fri 04-Jan-13 22:32:48

oh noooooooooooo

RavenVonChaos Fri 04-Jan-13 23:06:45

Yes it's gonna happen wink

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changeforthebetter Fri 04-Jan-13 23:10:05

Whaaaa? Please tell me this isn't Archers-related?! shock

Wotnow Fri 04-Jan-13 23:18:50

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BooCanary Fri 04-Jan-13 23:24:16

Wtf - no way! Says who?

changeforthebetter Fri 04-Jan-13 23:24:33

Ifty and Lizzie shock What about Kirsty??? Don't keep up with TA so much these dats but heard last nights. Seemed to be all Linda and Kenton and that Lord of Misrule tediousness.

missmapp Sat 05-Jan-13 13:26:49

Tis better than Emma and David I suppose, imagine the whinging!!!

Susan will never cope either way.

GrendelsMum Sat 05-Jan-13 20:20:01

No, it's way going to be Ifty and Lizzie and we said it here first.

HearMyRoar Sun 06-Jan-13 08:34:07

I think Ruth's mad affair with the cow man is still too recent for her to have another torrid scene of passion in the dairy.

I do feel sorry for kirsty though, she seems so nice and generally quite sane I think she deserves a bit of niceness. Maybe her, Fallon and Helen will forsake men completely and form a lesbian commune.

ppeatfruit Mon 07-Jan-13 09:37:50

Yup grendels we said Ifty and Lizzie a while ago and it's happening!! (clever us emoticom!)

But hearmyroar Kirsty doesn't reckon that Ifty is "husband material". Anyone wonder why???

choccyp1g Mon 07-Jan-13 10:50:39

But what about the new cowman and Usha? He was offering tea and biscuits within minutes of meeting.

ppeatfruit Mon 07-Jan-13 11:30:32

OOh was that yesterday's choccy? i'll comment after listening this aft.

R4 Mon 07-Jan-13 13:01:25

Don't get too excited pp. The scriptwriters may have tried to give him an interesting back-story but he comes across the airwaves as even more boring than Paul.
Bet you didn't think that was possible! arf

ppeatfruit Mon 07-Jan-13 15:58:06

He was just being neighbourly choccy "Oh the cowman and the vicar's wife must be friends!!"grin Nah as you said R4 he doesn't seem very sparky. Any way Usha's a loyal wife. We haven't heard about or from Amy for a while do we reckon she's been put in the soap big baby cupboard?

ppeatfruit Mon 07-Jan-13 16:02:33

BTW R4 I quite fancy Paul shock He's a bit of a twit, wanting what he can't have, maybe deliberately (some men like secret double lives ) DF was like that grin. I don't remember if he's been married or IS married. Anyone?

R4 Mon 07-Jan-13 18:13:15

Maybe I'm being unfair on CowMan (so boring I can't remember his name) and we will warm to him but he seemed very deadpan and monotone. I couldn't help thinking that he sounded too much like Paul - they could have given him a Canadian twang to differentiate things.

Talking of Paul, didn't he used to be married, now divorced, IIRC.

NormaStanleyFletcher Mon 07-Jan-13 18:15:07

Agree ifty and lizzy

GrimmaTheNome Mon 07-Jan-13 18:16:08

I was only half listening, was that the new cowman? I must have missed a few, I didn't know there was a new cowman and he didn't sound like one.

R4 Mon 07-Jan-13 18:56:14

We were being rude.blush
For 'cowman' read 'international, high-flying Manager of BL's MegaDairy'

GrimmaTheNome Mon 07-Jan-13 19:34:17

Yes, I realised as I listened tonight. Evil capitalist MegaCowMan (with wife in background).

HearMyRoar Mon 07-Jan-13 19:35:56

He's from Hampshire I think he said, everyone in Hampshire is super posh don't you know.

Tommy Mon 07-Jan-13 19:38:20

I also thought Lizzie and Ifty..... or maybe Nigel is still very much there in the background? No way will it be Ruth and Ed grin

and yes - we are all v posh in Hampshire hmm

RavenVonChaos Mon 07-Jan-13 20:59:27

Who did Ruth shag in the dairy before?

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R4 Mon 07-Jan-13 22:03:36

Ruth didn't actually shag anyone. She had an assignation with Sam the cowman but pulled out at the last minute (so to speakblush)

I like Ron/Rob's monniker of Evil Capitalist MegaCowMan. He shall henceforth be known as ECMCM. Is that nearly E=MCsquared?confused

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