Please tell me - WTF does SATTC stand for?

[RustyBear]

I'm usually good at figuring out acronyms, but this one has me beat. I know it's something to do with the Archers, but the only thing I can think of is Sad Archers Trying To Conceive, which doesn't really seem very likely...

[zandy]

'Shaken to the core', which apparnetly Ambridge was with this weeks story lines.

[Katisha]

Shake Ambridge To The Core

Could you just tell me why Nigel and Deeavid were on the roof (didnt actually listen...)

[boogeek]

Taking down the new year banner (no I have no idea either, wouldn't have thought LL was at all the sort of place to have massive roofly banners!)

[RustyBear]

Ah, thank you!

I was listening to Radio 4 this morning where Vanessa-somebody apparently let out more than she was meant to and then tried to cover it up, so I came on here to fill in the gaps - I daren't start actually listening to the Archers, because I know that if I did, I would get hooked...

[Katisha]

Ah thanks. And was it Deeavid's fault somehow?

[CognitiveDissident]

David encouraged Nigel,who was prevaricating ..."oooh, what will Lizzie say"....with the immortal line " what are you,a man or a mouse?"

Cue D. getting cold feet once up there, while N. witters away about midnight jaunts on the roof with dear departed daddy. Overconfidence ("I know all the secret footholds") and too much vino led to an inevitable conclusion.

Whatever the ins-and-outs, it will be D.'s fault, as far as Lizzie is concerned.

[Katisha]

Oh good.

[southeastastra]

sex and the city for stutterers

[RustyBear]

I did wonder,sea, but this is the Archers...

Sex And The Tractor & Combine perhaps?

[blackeyedsusan]

Surely Kenton should get some of the blame for putting it up there in the first place. Bloody men!

[Eleison]

Sloany Arsehole Tripped, Tumbled, Crunched

Spindoctor Arranged Tediously Tiny Catastrophe

[R4]

Section, and toff's tempest calamity.