So have you ever seen a more wanky estate agents write up?!!

[Honeyandfizz]

Browsing my local area as have just sold and spotted this gem of a write up by the local agents.......ever seen such unnecessary drivel?!!

I present you with this (WTAF??!)....

Wank

[girlelephant]

bizarre!

[heron98]

What? That is ridiculous!

[Josiahbartlett]

Ha ha ha ha ha.

[MaryPoppinsPenguins]

If that was my house I'd have been pissed off...

[PurpleDaisies]

Oh my goodness. That's awful, without even thinking about the fact they had the bloody caps lock on.

[Ilovewillow]

That's horrific, given the write up I was expecting more from the property. I would not be impressed if this was my home.

[HairsprayBabe]

Hm that is round the corner from me, might go check it out

[ijustwannadance]

Looks like the EA has been on the happy juice.

Putting 2 mirrors on that dark blue wall makes it look like an emoji wearing sunglasses. (probably just me. No happy juice, honest)

[ArchNotImpudent]

Bizarre, but house is sold STC so obviously didn't put buyers off.

[ijustwannadance]

😎

[Elllicam]

Someone was way up high writing that one I suspect.

[Stumbleine]

completely wanky.

This used to be my local area too!

[Floggingmolly]

It actually draws attention to the unfortunate crapness of the house, you're expecting just a little bit more after that euology

[TurquoiseDress]

LOL yes a total wankfest by the agent!

I'm distracted by the fact that £265k gets you a 3 bed terrace up in Sutton Coldfield.

Down here is SE London it's all £350k plus for ugly, tiny shoeboxes!

[ChickenLicken22]

Round the corner from me too! I read it as an attempt to be funny. Clearly failed. And yes, lovely houses in Sutton Coldfield for half the price of a London one (smug). I love my big house and reasonable mortgage.

[ImperialBlether]

Entrance Hall
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[TurquoiseDress]

Chicken

And that £350k plus I'm referring to is for crappy, small 2 bed flats, not an actual house!

[Oogle]

www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/find/Just-Move-Estate-Agents-and-Lettings/Erdington.html?locationIdentifier=BRANCH%5E107051&includeSSTC=true&_includeSSTC=on

I'm cringing.

[BreakfastAtSquiffanys]

oogle looks like drunk write ups are their thing.

This is even better than the Croydon agent that wrote that this house would really suit Brangelina

[blamethecat]

That's amazing I wonder if this is the in work version of 'wear flip flops to an interview' ? and whoever is doing the write ups really hates working there and wants to get sacked ?

[gillybeanz]

Turquoise

Up here in NW £265k would get you a four/five bed detached with lots of land, out buildings, driveway, double garage etc.

[InTheKitchenAtParties]

All the capitals tho! I read it like I was being shouted it.

[SukeyTakeItOffAgain]

Surely someone somewhere is on drugs/taking the piss?

[TurquoiseDress]

Yep the writer of the advert sounds like they have been smoking something!

[Honeyandfizz]

The house in the link maybe a Sutton Coldfield address but it's not a nice part of the area and overlooks a very busy junction.

They must all be on glue in their office if they think that house on Chester Rd is the most desirable area, seriously what are they thinking?!!