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So have you ever seen a more wanky estate agents write up?!!

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Honeyandfizz Wed 08-Feb-17 09:10:59

Browsing my local area as have just sold and spotted this gem of a write up by the local agents.......ever seen such unnecessary drivel?!!

I present you with this (WTAF??!)....


girlelephant Wed 08-Feb-17 09:12:25



heron98 Wed 08-Feb-17 09:12:50

What? That is ridiculous!

Josiahbartlett Wed 08-Feb-17 09:13:00

Ha ha ha ha ha.

MaryPoppinsPenguins Wed 08-Feb-17 09:13:51

If that was my house I'd have been pissed off...

PurpleDaisies Wed 08-Feb-17 09:15:26

Oh my goodness. That's awful, without even thinking about the fact they had the bloody caps lock on.

Ilovewillow Wed 08-Feb-17 09:20:03

That's horrific, given the write up I was expecting more from the property. I would not be impressed if this was my home. hmm

HairsprayBabe Wed 08-Feb-17 09:20:35

Hm that is round the corner from me, might go check it out wink

ijustwannadance Wed 08-Feb-17 09:21:10

Looks like the EA has been on the happy juice.

Putting 2 mirrors on that dark blue wall makes it look like an emoji wearing sunglasses. (probably just me. No happy juice, honest)

ArchNotImpudent Wed 08-Feb-17 09:22:06

Bizarre, but house is sold STC so obviously didn't put buyers off.

ijustwannadance Wed 08-Feb-17 09:22:12


Elllicam Wed 08-Feb-17 09:24:58

Someone was way up high writing that one I suspect.

Stumbleine Wed 08-Feb-17 09:52:41

confused completely wanky.

This used to be my local area too!

Floggingmolly Wed 08-Feb-17 09:57:48

It actually draws attention to the unfortunate crapness of the house, you're expecting just a little bit more after that euology hmm

TurquoiseDress Wed 08-Feb-17 10:51:27

LOL yes a total wankfest by the agent!

I'm distracted by the fact that £265k gets you a 3 bed terrace up in Sutton Coldfield.

Down here is SE London it's all £350k plus for ugly, tiny shoeboxes!

ChickenLicken22 Wed 08-Feb-17 12:18:06

Round the corner from me too! I read it as an attempt to be funny. Clearly failed. And yes, lovely houses in Sutton Coldfield for half the price of a London one (smug). I love my big house and reasonable mortgage.

ImperialBlether Wed 08-Feb-17 12:24:05

Entrance Hall
0' 0'' x 0' 0'' (0.00m x 0.00m)

TurquoiseDress Wed 08-Feb-17 12:48:09


And that £350k plus I'm referring to is for crappy, small 2 bed flats, not an actual house!

Oogle Wed 08-Feb-17 12:57:48

I'm cringing.

BreakfastAtSquiffanys Wed 08-Feb-17 13:01:39

oogle looks like drunk write ups are their thing.

This is even better than the Croydon agent that wrote that this house would really suit Brangelina

blamethecat Wed 08-Feb-17 13:04:21

That's amazing grin I wonder if this is the in work version of 'wear flip flops to an interview' ? and whoever is doing the write ups really hates working there and wants to get sacked ?

gillybeanz Wed 08-Feb-17 13:05:24


Up here in NW £265k would get you a four/five bed detached with lots of land, out buildings, driveway, double garage etc.

InTheKitchenAtParties Wed 08-Feb-17 13:07:22

All the capitals tho! I read it like I was being shouted it.

SukeyTakeItOffAgain Wed 08-Feb-17 13:08:36

Surely someone somewhere is on drugs/taking the piss?

TurquoiseDress Wed 08-Feb-17 13:18:13

Yep the writer of the advert sounds like they have been smoking something!

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