The most affordable Stately Home you'll ever see ...

[Mintyy]

Am amazed to find that, even though I'm buying in London and have to put up with the insane property prices here, I can afford to buy this enchanting stately home

Bet you are all madly jealous!

[SeahorseSid]

I'm not sure what the exact definition of a Stately Home is, but I'm fairly confident it doesn't include 3 bed terraces.

[SeahorseSid]

Even ones at £750k

[SqueezyCheeseWeasel]

You could be LadyMintyy

[Mintyy]

Indeed, LadyMintyy, I like the sound of that!

[Pipbin]

If by stately home you mean large terrace?

[SqueezyCheeseWeasel]

Is there a [facepalm] emoticon?

[drinkscabinet]

I want to know if it was the owner or estate agent that suggested that title and how the fuck did they get the other to agree?

[PigletJohn]

you'd think they could afford one without holes in the ceilings.

[Mintyy]

Still, handy for the trains though eh?

And a lovely rusty shower screen thrown in for free!

[SevenAteNine]

Well, the queen does want to fit UPVC doors to Windsor castle.

[Friedgreenpajamas]

That's not a stately home. It's a terrace with a shitty garden.

[Apatite1]

All rise for Lady Mintyy of Nunhead