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I had to do a double take on the picture if the garden

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Beaverfeaver2 · 02/05/2014 05:14

I wonder if it comes with the house...


www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-46137614.html

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betold · 02/05/2014 06:46

Took me a moment to see it! Smile

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antimatter · 02/05/2014 06:49

40 ft garden may be photo 3 if that's what you are asking

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Beaverfeaver2 · 02/05/2014 06:51

Of course the garden is included

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BuzzardBird · 02/05/2014 06:53

They make a right racket, that would put me off. Taste good though Grin

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BridgeOfWhys · 02/05/2014 06:59

I love how he fanned his tail for the photo. Typically!

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BridgeOfWhys · 02/05/2014 06:59

That grass has the look of never having seen the sun!

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financialwizard · 02/05/2014 07:03

Gorgeous.

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LidlAngel · 02/05/2014 07:06

I only ever buy houses where the sale includes one of those.....

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Isabelleforyourbicycle · 02/05/2014 07:24

That house must be a total wreck inside. Incrediably cheap for the area. Looks like it could be amazing property.

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kronenborg · 02/05/2014 07:49

one of our neighbours have peacocks...shortly after moving in to our house, i was surprised to find 8 of them pecking around in our garden, including a few white ones.

they make a lot of noise (seemingly at any time of day/night, especially if they are unexpectedly disturbed), and a great deal of mess. i have also heard (although not witnessed it yet) that they can make quite a mess of shiny cars, but climbing up on them with their sharp claws, and sometimes attacking their own reflections.

they do look amazing when displaying, though.

perhaps a nice idea if you have >10 acres of land, and they are far away from any bedrooms/cars!

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BathroomDrama · 02/05/2014 07:50

OMG I love it... the cottage that is - are you thinking of buying it or were you just browsing rightmove?

As for the 'item' - little buggers they are, I'd sooner it didn't come with the cottage!! Grin

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AlpacaLypse · 02/05/2014 07:57

We moved to a house with four of these when I was seven. They make a horrible squawky noise, particularly at dawn and dusk, they do huge poos indiscriminately, the males will display at anything they think is another male - including their own reflections in shiny surfaces. They will also try to mate with anything they think is a female. Including children's ride-on toys. Once with a child already riding on it. They're not very good at flying and one of them once flew into my brother's head.

Apart from that.... Seriously cute cottage!

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Sandthorn · 02/05/2014 08:06

Bridgeofwhys, it looks like ours did when we moved in here... Hadn't been mown in living memory, and swamped by inappropriately huge trees. Putting that garden right would be the least of my worries. I'd be saving my pennies to rethatch the roof, and to fix whatever they didn't want to photograph inside Wink

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OwlCapone · 02/05/2014 08:08

It's beautiful. Both cottage and livestock!

I wonder what the interior is like. Cottage, not peacock.

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Dumpylump · 02/05/2014 08:14

Lovely! Although yes, they are very noisy.
The cottage looks as if you would need to spend thousands and thousands of pounds to make it right. What exactly does it mean "the drainage is currently connected to a defective private system" for example? That sounds expensive to me!
If you did have the money though it could be absolutely beautiful.

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TheAbominableWoman · 02/05/2014 08:20

Noisy buggers and the ones that used to frequent my friend's garden totally destroyed the paintwork on her parents' cars by scrabbling all over them.

The male also used to fan his tail and strut up the paddock when the horses were out with a 'come and have a go of you think you're hard enough' swagger.

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TheAbominableWoman · 02/05/2014 08:22

Dumpy I think that translates to 'septic tank is fucked'.

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Dumpylump · 02/05/2014 08:25

Yeah Abominable, that's what I thought too.....why can't they just say that!!

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BridgeOfWhys · 02/05/2014 08:29

Peacocks are bastards. My friend got marked outside and during the vows one strutted up the aisle, turned, faced the crowd and fanned its feathers, completely obscuring the bride and groom whilst squawking.

I swear it stood at the back and planned it.

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BridgeOfWhys · 02/05/2014 08:30

Got MARRIED outside!

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OwlCapone · 02/05/2014 09:04

The defective drainage system is shared - I wonder what the other property connects to it is like.

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OwlCapone · 02/05/2014 09:05

It was clearly two cottages at one time.

I love it in all it's ramshackle glory.

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TheAbominableWoman · 02/05/2014 09:14

I only ever buy ramshackle houses. I'm fluent in estate agent bullshit.

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wonkylegs · 02/05/2014 09:41

I find the pheasants we got with our house are noisy and arrogant (obviously they own the place not us) enough for me, anything bigger would be rather annoying in the long term I think.
As for the house - Very romantic moneypit me thinks.

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