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does anyone have a amazon gift card code please for £20 i have just lost mine :( was a birthday present

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willowsun Tue 12-Mar-13 17:42:06

i would be very grateful

TheSecondComing Wed 13-Mar-13 17:53:02

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

UnChartered Wed 13-Mar-13 17:50:38

i lost my heart to a starship trooper

<smears silver highlighter across cheeks, fluffs perm>

AmazingBouncingFerret Wed 13-Mar-13 17:46:06

OP come back. I want to know if you were joking or not.

munchkinmaster Wed 13-Mar-13 13:28:57

There's this place down my way, OP, where they give the books out for free. More than £20 worth. There's a catch somewhere, I think you need to give them back or something. I dunno <helpful>

badtasteflump Wed 13-Mar-13 13:12:05

Norks nobody likes a show-off grin

NorksAreMessy Wed 13-Mar-13 13:08:57

I have an overabundance of Norkage, flump, help yourself

badtasteflump Wed 13-Mar-13 12:53:43

Ew Convert that's horrible sad

badtasteflump Wed 13-Mar-13 12:52:56

I've lost my tits since having the DC. Anyone fancy donating some nice plump ones?

Convert Wed 13-Mar-13 10:07:58

I have lost a Chinese dwarf hamster.

For lost, read one of my fucking cats has broken then cage and brutally murdered DS1s hamster. He found it dead on the carpet this morning. Does anyone have a spare one? Or some cash to pay for therapy for DS?

Disclaimer, it is not my birthday, however I think one of the cats thought it was theirs.

TheChaoGoesMu Tue 12-Mar-13 21:54:56

Did you find your thrill?

NorksAreMessy Tue 12-Mar-13 21:51:12

Guess what I found on Blueberry Hill?

TheChaoGoesMu Tue 12-Mar-13 21:48:22

I trod on a marble earlier and hurt my foot. You can have that one if you like sleepsox. I dont want it anymore. Will one be enough?

WildThong Tue 12-Mar-13 20:43:27

I have an email address for a Nigerian Prince, he might be able to help, he seems very generous

HotPinkWeaselWearingLederhosen Tue 12-Mar-13 20:40:56

What's happening Monday? Are Tesco branching out with their burgers?

sleepysox Tue 12-Mar-13 20:40:12

I've lost my marbles- can anyone send me some more?

CheeryCherry Tue 12-Mar-13 20:39:11

grin I can't put a gerbil in the tank! It would send the cats wild...and I need to keep them alive too til next Monday...

HotPinkWeaselWearingLederhosen Tue 12-Mar-13 20:34:48

cherrycherry when my son was little we secretly replaced his goldfish three times before we told him it was dead

The first time with a fish, the second with a biscuit, on hindsight the third time you shouldn't have put the gerbil in tank. He was bound to notice its snorkel had fallen off and it had died.

GemmaTeller Tue 12-Mar-13 20:30:33

btw OP, I've 2p in my pocket I found on the pavement this morning, you can have that (paying it forward)

GemmaTeller Tue 12-Mar-13 20:29:22

love a thread like this, you're all so funny smile

cherrycherry when my son was little we secretly replaced his goldfish three times before we told him it was dead.

TheChaoGoesMu Tue 12-Mar-13 20:15:47

I've got a right in a size 2 if that helps.

well its not perfect, but better than nothing I guess sad

HotPinkWeaselWearingLederhosen Tue 12-Mar-13 20:02:40

I've got a right in a size 2 if that helps.

Also know a man giving guppies away. Could paint them orange?

Or shall I just give you my bank account details?

TheChaoGoesMu Tue 12-Mar-13 19:58:50

I've lost one of my shoes. Anyone know where it is? Or could you send me one of yours? Its the left one. Size 4.

youmaycallmeSSP Tue 12-Mar-13 19:53:31

I am crying. Crying! with laughter Can someone give me a tenner now?

TrampyPants Tue 12-Mar-13 19:48:44

badtaste, no, I assumed it would just come up with "Fuck you, Fuckity Fucker"

badtasteflump Tue 12-Mar-13 19:45:46

Em - has anyone else actually tried to use Realitys code yet? blush

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