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Reports. No boasting, no angst - what is your fav comment on your DCs report

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pagwatch · 09/07/2010 16:37

Mine was 'Paggirl has a mischieveious and frankly bizarre sense of humour'.
Also 'Paggirl is always smiling'. Finally 'sometimes her mind is clearly upon other things'


All true

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MaamRuby · 09/07/2010 16:38

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ConnorTraceptive · 09/07/2010 16:40

DS1's strength is clearly speaking which he does frequently and with ease.

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sarah293 · 09/07/2010 16:41

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ptangyangkipperbang · 09/07/2010 16:42

"He puts a smile on my face every day"

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pagwatch · 09/07/2010 16:42

at connor 'frequently and with ease'

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primarymum · 09/07/2010 16:43

I write reports rather than read them! However one of my parents came to see me today to say how much he enjoyed reading his son's report, especially the phrase " XX and his belongings are never in the same place at the same time!" as he said that summed his son up perfectly!

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becstarlitsea · 09/07/2010 16:45

"DS [age 4] is excellent at negotiation, and resolves conflict with his peers and with adults in this way"

You are so very right, Teacher-of-DS! Just add the words 'and always to his own advantage' at the end and you'll be spot on.

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OrmRenewed · 09/07/2010 16:47

No report as yet. But I can guarantee DD's will be excellent in every regard (not boasting, just a fact) and DS#2's will start with 'Ah...yes. Now, Joe....erm...'

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HoopyFroodDude · 09/07/2010 16:48

Well this one made us smile but in a puzzled way

"Hoopychild was a star when she sang a solo in the choir performance. She brought a tear to my eye"

She isn't in the choir

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OrmRenewed · 09/07/2010 16:49

have most of your schools broken up then? We have another 2 weeks yet and we won't get a report until just before that.

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HoopyFroodDude · 09/07/2010 16:50

No, we still have two more weeks they gave them out really early this year.

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weblette · 09/07/2010 16:51

From ds1's head of middle school 'weblet is a thoroughly decent little chap'

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zandy · 09/07/2010 16:52

Last year my son was 'a unique child'! Still trying to figure it out, lol.

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Fimbo · 09/07/2010 16:53

DD's High School Report - dd of Fimbo is a natural geographer, she has left her target way behind in a cloud of dust.......

I hate farking geography....

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cory · 09/07/2010 16:56

Dd got an A in attitude for PE. She hasn't done PE for 3 years (disability). Oh well, she seems to feel good about this state of affairs grin].

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T2mum · 09/07/2010 16:57

Had to name change for this because I told my friends and family so would be instantly recognisable:

"- has a talent for the totally irrelevant."

For French:

"Monsieur Fidget drives me mad!!"

He is lovely really.......

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Francagoestohollywood · 09/07/2010 16:58

Master Franca has a very logic and scientific mind, apparently.

Schools broke up nearly a month ago here in Italy

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GoldenTomato · 09/07/2010 17:22

Goldentomato2 is a 'little ray of sunshine who is a joy to teach'!!

So why does he always seem to to a frumpy raincloud at home???

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GoldenTomato · 09/07/2010 17:22

'grumpy' not 'frumpy' obviously

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ShadeofViolet · 09/07/2010 17:25

'Baby Violet has enough energy for the whole class'

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DrNortherner · 09/07/2010 17:32

Ds (8 yrs) is an "active, lively boy who has plenty to say for himself"

Think I can read between the lines in that one!

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asdx2 · 09/07/2010 17:33

Dd has an opinion on everything and is happy to share them with the class I think that is probably code for she is a proper little madame who speaks her mind and isn't afraid to tell others where she thinks they have got it wrong.

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WarrenPeace · 09/07/2010 17:36

mates dad taught her

" she is a credit to her father"

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pagwatch · 09/07/2010 17:37

love these.

I enjoy the read between the lines comments.

When I went in for DDs parents evening last year I sat in the seat opposite her teacher and I swear, the woman just started laughing.

Just laughed and laughed and said 'ohh Paggirl.....' and laughed some more.

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biglips · 09/07/2010 17:38

dd1 - "she got an infectious personality and is so kind and thoughtful"

so yes thats about right as she'll talk to anyone (even her own shadow!)

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