Arse! ds' teacher apparently 'wants a word' but I don't know what about.

[SolidGoldBrass]

Any idea what this is likely to be? FFS! bloody after-school club helper wouldn't tell me any more than that. DS is not visibly injured nor distressed in any way, nor has he volunteered any information about anything odd happening today and he is not a troublesome child.

[Greensleeves]

maybe she wants to put him on the G&T register

[SuSylvester]

about his advanced knowledge of monogamy?

[hocuspontas]

It's that flapjack you sneaked into the lunchbox.

[SolidGoldBrass]

Susylvester, I'd be proud of him if he could discuss that with his teacher but I am not expecting it as he is only 5 .

[SuSylvester]

he has said " my mum says these books are too bloody easy so fucking sort it bitch"
somethign liek that mebbe?

[SolidGoldBrass]

Hocuspontas: Nah. He has school dinners not packed lunch so it's not that.
Actually it's probably about his reading group, phew.

[SuSylvester]

,high five>

[Greensleeves]

maybe he has been complaining to the teacher that his mummy's "special toys" are much more fun to play with than his?

[Goblinchild]

'FFS! bloody after-school club helper wouldn't tell me any more than that'

We could link this thread to the one with the annoyed parent complaining that the teacher did tell the ASC leader that her son had had a bad day...

[Greensleeves]

Quite. Perhaps some sort of note would have been in order?

[Goblinchild]

To lie fermenting until it becomes a sentient organism in the bottom of the bookbag?

[TheProvincialLady]

This doesn't sound like SGB. I'd have thought she would say something like

You will tell me NOW and you will tell me in FULL.

And the after school helper would say "Yes Mrs SGB" (and then SGB would kick her arse for assuming it was MRS).

[Greensleeves]

do you not read notes from your child's teacher then? I do

[Goblinchild]

I'm the teacher putting notes, newsletters and data request sheets in bookbags, and seeing them there week after week as I read with the child in question.
When my children were young enough to own bookbags, I did check them on a daily basis. Now with DS, it's my emails I check.

[SolidGoldBrass]

Hmm. well it wasn;t about reading after all. Apparently there is a child in the class with 'boundary issues' who grabbed DS by the willy! DS is utterly untraumatized by this (didn;t mention it even when I did a little gentle quizzing before I knew what had happened ie 'How was school? what did you getup to today?') so I am not overly concerned, just a little sorry for the school, teachers clearly petrified I was going to be one of those mentalists who see ABUSE everywhere and would threaten to sue.

[alittlebitbored]

I applaude your sanity SGB! Glad to hear it was something of nothing