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Cheap and effective DIY colonic cleansing...

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wilbur Wed 13-Jul-05 19:13:53

For all you pregnant and post-natal ladies who are feeling a little sluggish in the bowel department, I have the solution.

1. Purchase a large punnet of fresh apricots, telling yourself you're going to make a tart.

2. Forget about the tart and eat the whole punnet (sharing some with dd) over the course of an afternoon.

3. Get up in the night 4 times to, ahem, evacuate.

4. Wonder just HOW much fibre those apricots have in them.

4. Get up a fifth time to change dd's nappy for the first time since she was a tiny baby.

5. Wake up (finally) feeling light as a feather.

Plus there was none of the scary wind that seems to accompany eating dried apricots.

Redhelen Wed 13-Jul-05 19:19:02

Lovely! But could do without the getting up in the night!

jampots Wed 13-Jul-05 19:20:49

hmmmm may try this! agree dried apricots can isolate you from all your friends

wilbur Wed 13-Jul-05 19:33:35

Maybe if you ate them first thing in the morning, redhelen, you would be done before you went to bed!

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