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No, those aren't sausages, they're my farking fingers

(9 Posts)
MamaG Sat 26-Jul-08 22:36:31


<looks at rings in box>

MamaG Sat 26-Jul-08 22:38:02

<eats an orange, savagely>

PussinJimmyChoos Sat 26-Jul-08 22:48:22

DS is TWO and I still can't wear my engagement ring....deep breaths now....think of the lovely bundle at the end of it all...

<replaces orange with Chocolate>

MamaG Sat 26-Jul-08 22:49:28

DD is 9 nextr month and I can't wear MY engagement ring <cries>

<eats chocolate savagely>

PussinJimmyChoos Sat 26-Jul-08 22:51:12

Oooh - think excuse for some new blingage??? grin

MamaG Sat 26-Jul-08 22:59:17

Well i have been dropping HEAVY hints about an eternity ring grin

PussinJimmyChoos Sat 26-Jul-08 23:01:56

Well ask him if he could imagine squeezing a melon out of his penis and when he recoils in horror, say well that's similar to what I've done with DD and will be doing with this one, then drop suitably annotated ring catalogue on his lap and say with a sigh, a tad motivation is what is required for me here


MamaG Mon 28-Jul-08 13:31:52

I think I'd just get the look!

eandz Mon 28-Jul-08 13:35:09

you know what bothers me about not being able to fit into my rings?

the fact that evil bitches keep saying things like "aren't you a bit young to be pregnant?"

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