I can laugh about these now, but honestly...why do men think it's acceptable to poke the bear while we're up to our ears in raging baby hormones? facepalm Do they have a death wish or something??
My DH's latest offerings:
- "I hope the baby doesn't get your hairy feet"
- "I didn't realise your bottom got bigger as well"
- "We should do up the spare room in case your snoring gets worse, so I can go and sleep out there when I need to"
Not to mention many variations on "I'm so tired. While you're up make me a sandwich, will you?"
Go on, please tell me I'm not alone before I render him unconscious. Again.