Feel like some kind of hospital treatment/pampering package

[JonSnowsWhore]

I feel like I want to go to hospital, and be put on some kind of drip that's going to hydrate me back to life, get rid of my headaches, stop me feeling sick etc. Also have some kind of therapeutic pain relief injected into various parts of my pelvis. Some kind of miracle cure for heartburn would be great.

All while being made to look beautiful or at least human again so I don't feel like such a run down looking turd hobbling around like Quasimodo every day.

Then I shall come out after a week month or so of all of this peace & quiet, ready to face the last trimester of this pregnancy feeling refreshed & not wanting to kill everyone I come across & not crying at my kids to 'just be normal & behave' because I can't cope.

Just a little fantasy of mine right now...

[kmini]

You made me giggle. Feel your pain

[JonSnowsWhore]

I wish I was joking though that's the thing haha!

I just feel terrible & still 12 weeks to go

[redjumper]

Did I write this OP? No I didn't but I was thinking the exact thing tonight. I'm 36 weeks and said to DH I just want to be admitted to hospital for the rest of the pregnancy! Im so sick of feeling like shite and i need a bloody rest! I've had a pregnancy from hell.
Anyone know any (painless) way to engineer this?

[HalfCarrot]

Have you tried crying in bed all day? Drink lots of water it's very dehydrating.

[JonSnowsWhore]

Argh red I must admit I'm quite jealous of how far along you are though.

Can we request some kind of maternity hospital be set up especially for lost causes like ourselves? Where they do all of the above until we've either given birth or are rehabilitated

[JonSnowsWhore]

100% tried crying in bed many many times, much to my OH's horror & confusion 😄