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While eating a multipack of Dairy Milk...

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novemberchild Thu 26-Nov-15 18:56:07

I came across this helpful advice from the NHS for DH, if he feels like getting a 'sweet fruit' rammed somewhere embarrassing, that is.

Fortunately, he agreed with me. Not that he had many other options...heh heh heh.

Happydays2000 Thu 26-Nov-15 21:56:44

This made me laugh!! I would definitely tell him where to shove his sweet fruit!!

Junosmum Thu 26-Nov-15 23:20:48

Nhs using 'mom'?! What is the world coming to. And yeah, clearly the author hasn't tried robbing a hormonal woman off with fruit when she really wanted chocolate! He wouldn't be able to write it if he had. Strangely for me I'm craving satsumas!

novemberchild Thu 26-Nov-15 23:28:40

Hm...yes, that is weird. It might just be NHS-approved...the app is actually nice.

No sweet fruit for me. I am a hormonal grumpy blanket-wearing, sofa-hogging, chocolate-eating monster.

Junosmum Fri 27-Nov-15 09:33:30

And today's craving is bananas. Unfortunately in my head they are surrounded by pancakes and nutella. The banana by itself is NOT going to cut it!

brookeberry Fri 27-Nov-15 10:07:27

I just ate cake for breakfast . . . . grin

Nousername2015 Fri 27-Nov-15 10:23:50

I'm on a long drive with a bag of galaxy minstrels already opened. The healthy snacks I packed to kid myself will probabyl stay in the bag.

Everythinggettingbigger Fri 27-Nov-15 12:26:44

suddenly craving a dairy milk......

novemberchild Fri 27-Nov-15 22:27:03

Crave a multipack! Join meeeeee! smile

Everythinggettingbigger Mon 30-Nov-15 11:14:46

i did over the weekend oops!

DimlowChips Mon 30-Nov-15 15:50:18

LOL! DH has got into the habit of doubling whatever I ask for. I sent him for a 'normal sized bag of maltesers' the other night, and he came home with a box of them!

grin Good boy!

clarabellski Mon 30-Nov-15 16:15:42

Haha, good find!

DH knows better.

waxweasel Mon 30-Nov-15 18:32:37

Hahaha I have this app! I remember seeing this advice and being so incensed I sent a screenshot to DH and my pregnant BF with a very sweary rant alongside

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