Funny / Embarrassing first trimester stories

[Kaytee1987]

Ok so last night I was feeling weepy, when DH and I got into bed I started crying because I was so tired. He asked what was wrong so I said 'I'm just so tired' he replied 'well go to sleep then' which then prompted more crying from me. As if thats not bad enough, been feeling sick on and off all day, get off my train after work and threw up, got it in my hair, on my jacket and maybe on someone's shoe

[sepa]

I was sick in the first trimester after OH showed me his ass!
Second trimester I have burped down the phone at one of my clients!

[LouLou030783]

I've been quite lucky so far I've not been very emotional maybe I'm just rather hard faces lol

However yesterday upon leaving work I felt majorly sick had to spew up in car park before getting in my car beautiful then last night I just kept burping and the OH said it was starting to make him feel sick...oops

[Howard00]

One day in work, I was about 10 weeks pregnant, I had severe constipation....I REALLY needed to go, I hadn't been for a poo for nearly 2 weeks and I suddenly felt the urge....as soon as I sat down on the toilet I realised I wouldn't be able to go...it was the weirdest feeling because (sorry tmi) the poo was there but wouldn't come out. As I was so close to going I couldn't leave the toilet...my colleagues came looking for me! I had to ring the doctors from the toilet who gave me an emergency appointment within the hour....I had to leave the toilet (cue funny walk) and get myself in a taxi and off to the doctor....all of my colleagues knew about this...

So you think it couldn't get any worse? Think again....

The doctor gave me liquid laxative. I get back to work, buy an orange juice and calmly sit at my desk and take the laxative with the organge juice. I felt happy knowing in about an hour my constipation woes will be over.

I was in such a hurry to feel better I didn't read the dosage advice properly and ended up taking 3 to 4 times more than I should....within a few minutes I had to RUN to the toilet infront of the whole office...I then spent another hour on the toilet and AGAIN a colleague came looking for me. In the end, I had to go home, what a day!

[cranberryx]

12 weeks pregnant, walking out of Camden station in the rain. On the way to meeting a supplier (think full suit outfit) in the rain.

Projectile vomit whilst walking, hand over mouth, fountain effect. Luckily it was just water, but still.

I lie to myself and think "the rain probably hid it. That man walking towards you wasn't looking at you in disgust he was probably just a grump."

[Chattycat78]

Last time I was pregnant I threw up in the hospital car park just before the 12 week scan. Nice. This time- not sure yet but given how much I'm already throwing up, it's bound to happen somewhere inconvenient soon!