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Moan, moan, moan.

(12 Posts)
Sn00p4d Thu 22-Jan-15 10:25:01

I'm having what can only be termed a shite pregnancy.
If you can get it and it's in any way unpleasant, I've got it! Spd, carpal tunnel, stretch marks, hair where there should be no hair, crazy hormone rage, blackouts, leg cramps, sausage fingers, cankles, I sweat more than lee evans, but PILES?! Fuck the fuck off to the far side of fuck with these. I'm now terrified of my own arsehole. The next few weeks better fly in or I'm getting the dyson out! Get out get out get out!!!! Argh!!!!
Ahhhh, that feels better! Anyone else?!x

Foggymist Thu 22-Jan-15 11:10:05

That made myself and my husband laugh out loud, if that makes you feel any better smile

fattymcfatfat Thu 22-Jan-15 13:56:32

Lol! Never had piles but I feel your pain with the spd and the sweating oh and the rage.....

Starlight9 Thu 22-Jan-15 14:03:38

You have just made me feel so much better about my pregnancy! Thank you!!! x

blankfornames Thu 22-Jan-15 14:58:32

Ha ha!! I'll join you in the bum grape club. It's all pretty grim down there. My Mum just told me that my Aunt had them operated on as hers didn't disappear after her pregnancies. shock

Jumblebee Thu 22-Jan-15 15:12:26

Ha! I know it must be awful for you but your post did make me laugh smile

I had the cankles, I lived in strappy sandals for the last 2 months of my pregnancy (still have very faint tan lines from them)

How long have you got left? The last 4 weeks absolutely dragged for me (sorry, not helpful at ALL!)

GlitzAndGigglesx Thu 22-Jan-15 15:14:41

Ugh I had piles in my first pregnancy it always came on at the same times too meaning I'd have a shit sleep thanks to my volcanic butt

Cisforcat Thu 22-Jan-15 15:34:34

Massive sympathy sending !!!
Yep- 30 weeks here with SPD and piles. I had them bad with my first pregnancy that just turned into something unimaginable during labour ( 2 hrs of pushing ending in forceps and episiotomy. ) midwife examined me after and helped my paranoia about then by claiming they were the worst she'd ever seen. ( to me they felt like watermelons protruding from my arse but that was because they were thrombosed piles and were a million times more painful than the hundreds of stitches!)

Got them now and am dreading labour and just hoping I have a quick labour to avoid 2 hrs of pushing and causing my arsehole to turn inside out !

I hope the last few weeks go quick for you - your not alone. Pregnancy sucks!!!

Firstimemummy15 Thu 22-Jan-15 16:42:48

Oh bless you. You are not alone, I've had sciatica, thought I'd got away with stretch marks and now at 40+2 I have this horrendous rash over my body that I've scratched so much my legs and arms are all bruised. How long do u have left? I gave up work at 37 weeks and have kept myself busy but but now I've gone past due date getting proper fed up!

Just think about the beautiful baby we will all have at the end!

Sn00p4d Thu 22-Jan-15 17:03:12

Thank you, feels better just to have a moan sometimes grin
I'm 36 weeks so not ages left but long enough! I've got a growth can tomorrow and I'm sincerely hoping they tell me it's some sort of giganta-baby that must be removed instantly lol x

rubyboo2 Thu 22-Jan-15 18:04:32

Omg Ive just developed piles 2 and a half weeks before I have my baby !! I never knew how frigging painful and hurrendous they are . Hope youve found a treatment that works . I am using cream and suppposotories .
Good luck with the growth scan . I had one at 36 wks and he is measuring 8lb and i have extra fluid and they wont even consider induction until 39 wks ! I dont think I will be able to walk by then !
I am pissed off , and if one more person says not long now I will punch them in the face ! grin x

Jumblebee Thu 22-Jan-15 18:18:20

Hahah anything to stop the cankles wink I wished my last 4 weeks away waiting for my DD and then when she was born I wished she'd stayed in there a little longer just so I could saviour sleep! I love sleep smile

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