I'm having what can only be termed a shite pregnancy. If you can get it and it's in any way unpleasant, I've got it! Spd, carpal tunnel, stretch marks, hair where there should be no hair, crazy hormone rage, blackouts, leg cramps, sausage fingers, cankles, I sweat more than lee evans, but PILES?! Fuck the fuck off to the far side of fuck with these. I'm now terrified of my own arsehole. The next few weeks better fly in or I'm getting the dyson out! Get out get out get out!!!! Argh!!!! Ahhhh, that feels better! Anyone else?!x
Massive sympathy sending !!! Yep- 30 weeks here with SPD and piles. I had them bad with my first pregnancy that just turned into something unimaginable during labour ( 2 hrs of pushing ending in forceps and episiotomy. ) midwife examined me after and helped my paranoia about then by claiming they were the worst she'd ever seen. ( to me they felt like watermelons protruding from my arse but that was because they were thrombosed piles and were a million times more painful than the hundreds of stitches!)
Got them now and am dreading labour and just hoping I have a quick labour to avoid 2 hrs of pushing and causing my arsehole to turn inside out !
I hope the last few weeks go quick for you - your not alone. Pregnancy sucks!!!
Oh bless you. You are not alone, I've had sciatica, thought I'd got away with stretch marks and now at 40+2 I have this horrendous rash over my body that I've scratched so much my legs and arms are all bruised. How long do u have left? I gave up work at 37 weeks and have kept myself busy but but now I've gone past due date getting proper fed up!
Just think about the beautiful baby we will all have at the end!
Thank you, feels better just to have a moan sometimes I'm 36 weeks so not ages left but long enough! I've got a growth can tomorrow and I'm sincerely hoping they tell me it's some sort of giganta-baby that must be removed instantly lol x
Omg Ive just developed piles 2 and a half weeks before I have my baby !! I never knew how frigging painful and hurrendous they are . Hope youve found a treatment that works . I am using cream and suppposotories . Good luck with the growth scan . I had one at 36 wks and he is measuring 8lb and i have extra fluid and they wont even consider induction until 39 wks ! I dont think I will be able to walk by then ! I am pissed off , and if one more person says not long now I will punch them in the face ! x