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Things not to say to a full term pregnant lady... Rant/ fun

(77 Posts)
HannahG315 Mon 03-Mar-14 13:37:35

If anyone says the following to me ONE more time, I will kill them:
- not long now
- oh when he's out, you'll be missing pregnancy
- you think that's bad you should insert something I don't care about here
- oh I reckon he'll be at least 'x' days overdue
- AND THE WORST: you know that lady whose due date is exactly the same as yours... She had her baby.

LastOneDancing Mon 03-Mar-14 13:44:49

'tired?! You're tired?! You don't know what tired is. You wait til the baby's here!!'

Because 3 hours sleep a night due to pregnancy insomnia should leave you refreshed. Obviously.

PotatoPolly Mon 03-Mar-14 13:50:48

I'm not even full term and this one is grating on me...

"You'll forget all about the back pain/sleeplessness/discomfort/heartburn/feeling like a whale when he's here"

Yes I probably will, BUT THATS NOT HELPING ME NOW IS IT?! blush

siblingrevelry Mon 03-Mar-14 13:52:18

"Never mind, a girl next time", whilst I was 39 wks with my beautiful second son!

AlwaysDancing1234 Mon 03-Mar-14 14:08:35

I'm no where near full term (24 weeks) but so sick of people (especially MIL) commenting on my bump size/shape and even the fact my boobs are huge! And I know the comments will only get worse as time goes on! I love my bump and am delighted to be pregnant just fed up of the coney an comments. Why do they feel the need to say my bump is too big/small etc!

AlwaysDancing1234 Mon 03-Mar-14 14:09:27

* constant comments (not "Coney an")

WoodBurnerBabe Mon 03-Mar-14 14:14:49

My husband said when I was full term with no 2 "is that cellulite on the back of your thighs", knowing full well I couldn't manoeuvre myself to check. His idea of a joke.

He's still alive, God only knows how... And we have a third DC as well...

HannahG315 Mon 03-Mar-14 14:19:07

I got, 'why don't you treat yourself and get a wax!?!' From my OH

I can't even see my bikini line and I couldn't give a flying BLEEP if any doctors or midwives think I could do with a Brazilian.

Peacenquiet2 Mon 03-Mar-14 14:20:03

Dp " stop hiding behind that pregnancy " as though im using it as an excuse not to lift heavy things during our house move this wknd (im 39 weeks pg).
He's lucky to be breathing.

Sid77 Mon 03-Mar-14 14:25:16

At 37 weeks I was going through a doorway into a shop, passing a man of 35ish inside the shop. He smiled at me and I smiled back, then he said in a really loud voice "Wow! That is huge!" Pointing to my bump. I really wish I'd said something back, but was too embarrassed. What a twat.

ithoughtofitfirst Mon 03-Mar-14 14:45:56

"are you measuring right for your dates?"

Best when asked by someone who has never been pregnant.

ChicaMomma Mon 03-Mar-14 14:49:49

OMG YOU'RE HUGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Seff Mon 03-Mar-14 15:06:39

"have you had that baby yet?/Are you still pregnant?"

PastaandCheese Mon 03-Mar-14 15:18:08

At 40+5 'do you think of it in there getting bigger and bigger everyday'.

HotCrossPun Mon 03-Mar-14 15:21:20

''You can go 2 weeks over your due date you know''

SweetPea86 Mon 03-Mar-14 15:30:51

I'm on matenrity leave and just popped in to work to see friends. I've just been greeted with " I can't believe how huge you are!

One friend poking me in the stomach.

Helllloooooooo fattttyy (my worst one)

Longdistance Mon 03-Mar-14 15:42:11

'Are you sure it's not twins?' Said by random check out boy. Nearly poked the little turd in the eye.

mrsmugoo Mon 03-Mar-14 15:59:03

Yeah anything involving "just wait til the baby is here, then you'll really know what tiredness is" - usually said by new mums who were also complaining about being heavily pregnant just weeks ago.

Legalbaby79 Mon 03-Mar-14 16:01:54

..... It's going to get bigger!!!! - oh bore off I know !!! And every blinking horror story has been told to me - WHY do I want to hear it, no I blooming don't !!!!

bramblyhedgebaby Mon 03-Mar-14 16:06:46

at the minute its all about how tired I will be once the baby is here and how I wont have time to do anything else and will just want to sleep. oh and are you doing your pelvic floor exercises... why do they need to know? its not like they can see them or can tell.

thereisnoeleventeen Mon 03-Mar-14 17:09:58

My worst was with my first pg, 'O...M...G....' stands back for a better look 'you are HUGE'.

If this happens this time I am going to reply with, I know, so huge I have my own orbit, why not throw something in and see it rotate? (stolen joke from here.)

Charingcrossbun Mon 03-Mar-14 18:25:10

I got a text from an ex today that asked "are you thin again yet?"!!!!!
He is sooooo lucky he lives far away!

rachyconks Mon 03-Mar-14 18:27:54

I have a 15 month old and am 36 weeks. Not a day goes by when I don't hear "you're going to have your hands full," or "you've hard work ahead!" Thanks everyone for the helpful advice - I hadn't considered that... confused

weebairn Mon 03-Mar-14 18:28:47

The 'enjoy your sleep' one drove me mad. Like anyone can sleep heavily pregnant! I slept SO MUCH BETTER with a newborn, even with dozy night feeds!

Hang in there Hannah!!!

PhilomenaCunk Mon 03-Mar-14 18:32:56

From a shop assistant: "are you planning on having it naturally? It's an enormous bump!"

Thanks for that. I was mostly angry that she was right as DS had a massive head resulting in forceps

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