How to deal with unwanted bump touching.(41 Posts)
I need tips please fellow pregnant ladies. This is my firs pregnancy. I'm 23 weeks and most definitely showing.
My problem is, I honestly don't mind DH touching bump, that's a good thing and I love it when he does.
BUT that's it. I don't like anyone else doing it, especially when not asking first. How do I deal with it?
Saw MIL last week after they had been away 3 months, I was one step in the door and her hands were there. No asking first, and when I seemed a little unimpressed by it (I did my best not to be obvious about my feelings) she said "well what did you expect?" As if it's my problem and that's it!
You know Sunshine I haven't had the same problem (I'm 35 weeks) but my advice would be...
Try to relax. I mean, people don't mean any harm. I feel the same that I am not big on touching (hugging, hand holding, shoulder patting, whatever - not really my thing). So I would be fairly put off if people went in for a touch w/o sort of asking first. But especially people in your immediate family - they don't mean any harm. If it is bothering you that much I would maybe just say that you feel a little bit like your personal space is being invaded.
One tip I did read was to just do it back to people which I think would be hilarious! So if your MIL does it again maybe just pat her stomach and saw "Aw, I just thought I'd have a go too."
With strangers I'd just judo chop their hand away.
Best of luck! But don't let little things bother you - there are much bigger things to occupy your mind at this stage! Like... what colour shall we paint the nursery?
I personally wouldn't be annoyed with MIL touching the bump. It is her grandchild after all . It's random ppl from work and acquaintances who annoy me when they do that.
Agree-do it back to her and say "what did you expect?"
What yankee said. They mean well. People love pregnancy, and you get all kinds of consideration (people giving up seats for you, extra kindnesses from strangers etc).
I would LOVE strangers to touch my bump/ask more questions, but sadly in London, no bastard talks to you EVER. I have to go and see my DM, or visit friends in
nicer other places to get any of that.
If it seriously bothers you, politely ask them to stop. You can't 'stop' people doing anything (if you could, I'd have much MUCH lower blood pressure).
I think its not that big a deal in the grand scheme of things, but i can see why it might make you a bit uncomfortable.
I wouldn't be harsh with mil. It is her sons baby too so its probably automatic to want to touch the bump. I know i did it once without thinking to someone and then felt a right twat!
I remember family members touching mine and feeling uncomfortable so you would think i would have known better!
Mil probably just said what she did because she felt uncomfortable with how uncomfortable she had made you. A defence thing.
I HATE being touched on my bump. It's intrusive and sore. Also, I would never allow someone to touch me if I wasn't pregnant.
-Carry your handbag in front of your belly so the bag's in the way and no one can get at you.
-Always carry a coat, bag in front so you can't be touched.
-Swat the hand away and say "Sorry, I really don't like people touching it" or "I'm actually a bit sore, so please don't".
-If anyone brings up the subject of having a "feel" of your bump, just say you hate it.
-Carry a small axe in your handbag to wield at potential bump touchers who won't back off
-If your MIL won't stop, ask your DP to have a word.
I actually don't care about offending people, it's my body. At every other time in our lives we're told that we shouldn't allow people to put us in postions that we feel uncomfortable with but when women are pregnant this goes out the window and we are seen as unreasonable for not letting people touch us.
I've had a man get a boob graze in while patting my stomach on my first pregnancy, some people know no boundaries. I am pregnant again and no one is allowed near me.
I personally wouldn't be annoyed with MIL touching the bump. It is her grandchild after all
Yeah but it's her body! And it IS her DIL's body she's touching, not her grandchild.
Just be polite, but firm. "Please don't do that. I'm not Buddha." (or some other witty rejoinder).
* "I'm a pregnant woman NOT the Blarney stone. Back off!" *
Jolleigh don't you kiss the Blarney stone? Are people taking bump touching to the extreme round your way?
Jolli that's brilliant!
Sorry I can't name from phone but previous poster suggesting the axe, love it!
Sorry to whoever said "it's her grandchild" yes but it's MY child and MY body. That trumps that I'm afraid
I think immediate family i wouldnt be too bothered. But if i was walking round i would protect it firmly and look mean. Should put strangers off. No one wants to touch a crazy looking pregnant woman lol
sunshine, you have a right to your boundaries and someone touching you without asking you is violating those boundaries. You don't have to relax about it or lighten up. They are the ones who should respect your boundaries. Your body is not public property just because you are pregnant. She wouldn't dream of touchig your stomach if you weren't pregnant.
I think a "please don't do that" should be sufficient. If it isn't then you may have more problems than that with your MIL further down the line. Just warning you.
I haven't had this problem except with MIL. I must have the repellent death stare perfected! With MIL I asked DH to have a word after the first time, about people having different personal boundaries etc, and that worked as she just looks and comments now
about it being too small, even though midwife says I am measuring perfectly but doesn't touch. Pregnancy seems to make your bump and weight public property but we're not all comfortable with that. Best of luck.
Touch their tummy back. It'll catch them
Off guard and they'll soon stop lol
Some arse actually leaned over and twiddled my sticky out belly button at a dinner party. I was BESIDE myself, it was so inappropriate. I told him to stop and his wife looked really embarrassed, poor woman.
I hated people touching my bump.
Ooh that's would anger me too
Yeah someone at work used to do it all the time and that was before I had a big bump I was only just showing. It used to piss me off but she's never get the hint
Glad I'm on mat leave now and no one bugs me haha
Maybe just ask them politely, with a smile, and explain that you don't like it/it makes you feel a bit awkward? Many people are just a bit nuts about pregnancy and babies and want to show their enthusiasm (without thinking too much before that). They mean well. But of course you have the right to establish your personal boundaries.
MrTumbles - not a chance I'd put my face near it with the hundreds of thousands of people who've kissed it Traditionally though, yes you're right.
I hate it too, my csection scar is only a year old and is painful, if you touch my tummy I might piss myself as I am huge and I just hate it.
next time this happens just reciprocate with a swift grab of their balls or fanny - that'll sort them out ;-0
But seriously i would just say 'excuse me do you mind?' of course with a cats arse face for effect ;-)
Yes do it back! It never happened to me last time and I'm not yet showing but if people take it upon themselves to touch me i would certainly do it back!!
Off to a family meal now with the in laws, will attempt to be more to the point and request no bump touching. Although I'm quite tempted with putting DH on hand swatting duty.
Will share how it goes
Tell anyone who tries 'do that again and I will poke you in the eye with a fork'. Works for me
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