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Preggo Rage.

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ladymalfoy Thu 10-Oct-13 18:03:01

Husband eating too load for my liking. He's keeping his mouth closed but eating very quickly and just making way too much noise. I really want to scream and yell at him to stfu but I know its hormones. And he's talking too loud. I'm so close to meltdown.

Julietee Thu 10-Oct-13 18:04:29

Ugh, I could have punched everyone in the supermarket yesterday quite happily.

ladymalfoy Thu 10-Oct-13 18:06:30

Julitee I hear you. Drivers as well.

ladymalfoy Thu 10-Oct-13 18:09:45

He just slurped his tea. Had to leave the room. Ive got twitchy now.

Shellywelly1973 Thu 10-Oct-13 18:15:31

Omg...pregnancy rage! Im glad it's not just me.

I can't stand how dp smells... he's not dirty but I hate how he 'smells'. The problem is I can smell people even just walking down the street. It makes me so irritated...

BummyMummy77 Thu 10-Oct-13 18:26:25

The loud eating drives me insane.

Also, dh touching me when I eat. Even a knee.

I just spent all morning cleaning the kitchen surfaces and he comes home for lunch and plonks his toolbag down. He is now outside picking up his tools from the flower beds. Wanker.

Thisisfreakingmeout Thu 10-Oct-13 21:37:34

People walked ridiculously slow in front of me during my precious lunch break- nearly scissor kicked them in the back if the head.

Loads of people doing long slow returns when I want to collect a simple order of maternity rights (because no where stocks them). Again, why do it during lunchtime when you are clearly at your leisure all day?

People in short shorts, it is autumn you dimwits.

People at work spraying deodorant in an open plan office for ages. We can't open windows. You are gassing my baby.

tgamble13 Thu 10-Oct-13 21:52:56

this made me lol all last week i felt like killing dead things i had zero tolerance for bullshit as well which made my day a bit awkward as am a nurse lol my oh calls me pregzilla

Julietee Thu 10-Oct-13 21:56:33

"People at work spraying deodorant in an open plan office for ages. We can't open windows. You are gassing my baby."

Argghhh! No! What the hell, humans? What the hell?

TruJay Thu 10-Oct-13 22:28:26

I now hate my hubby as he wouldn't agree to ordering a curry, its all I want and after suggesting it about 8 'o clock, apparently its too late to order one now! Well it wouldn't be if we'd just ordered it then would it ass munch! Definitely considering divorce lol

My road rage is atrocious too!

Stevie77 Thu 10-Oct-13 23:21:21

LOL to this whole thread. I feel ya ladies. Except for the husband bit, he's not annoying me, but everyone else is!

Lj8893 Thu 10-Oct-13 23:47:44

People walked ridiculously slow in front of me during my precious lunch break- nearly scissor kicked them in the back if the head.

I could have written this!! I've been on maternity leave for a while now but when I was still working I used to get sooooo annoyed at this!

TheSeaPriestess Fri 11-Oct-13 00:57:38

This thread could not be more appropriate today, I hate everyone at the moment, fucking bastards.

Mogz Fri 11-Oct-13 01:05:28

I have the rage really badly this week, compounded by lack of sleep. DH has been banished to the spare room because he dared breathe too loudly!

katebakes Fri 11-Oct-13 11:55:35

DH commenting on how many bagels/donuts I'm eating whilst we're skyping. I'm still tiny and you're not being funny.

Dad asking me if I've just been sick and then saying 'it's normal you're pregnant.' Thanks dad for that nugget of wisdom.

My grandmother, lately, in general.

My mother just being bitchy (although I can't overly complain about her because she's actually helpful.)

Edward Milliband - his fucking face and he spits when he talks.

froubylou Fri 11-Oct-13 12:20:06

I actually bit my DP last week. And not a playful little love nip either. I fooking meant it.

He dared to let his arm stray onto my side of the bed. Being asleep is no excuse for inconsideration
Is it? So I bit it.

Not really hard because I thought as I clamped down how bad it was. But he hasn't done it again.

kchapper5 Fri 11-Oct-13 13:00:28

Frouby i actually love that, definitely something i'd do. And if he's not done it again then its clearly justified smile
I'm definitely one with pregnancy rage. I just pretty much hate everyone, especially people being nice to me, I get this whole I'm more than capable leave me alone thing, even when I'm struggling.
I'm a horrible person smile

Franchini Fri 11-Oct-13 13:15:58

Love this thread!grin

WhisperMen Fri 11-Oct-13 14:32:57

frouby I slapped DP last night because he kept fucking rolling over and breathing on me. I moved him several times and he kept doing it. So I smacked him in the face. He tried to make me feel bad by saying he was asleep and didn't know what he was doing. lying bastard


the woman who was nice to me in tescos and offered to lift my basket onto the side for me can fuck right off too. I can do it myself thankyou very much.

The wind got a stern talking too aswell. I spent 20 minutes making myself look presentable and then went outside. Mother nature is a wankbadger.

ahhhh, I feel much better now grin

BummyMummy77 Fri 11-Oct-13 14:49:56

Dh has been bitching about domestic abuse (I bit him last week and this week pinched him a wee bit too hard and it left a bruise, not convinced he didn't do it himself in some kind of munchausens way).

In my defence I pinched him because he ate my last McVities digestive (I live in the States so we have to drive an hour to get them and they cost about £5 a packet).

He's bought me a special little 'bite pillow' now. When I feel like drop kicking one of the cats off the porch for bringing in ticks or animal guts or feel the need to sink my teeth into him for generally being a thoughtless twat he runs and gets it. He can see me getting 'the face' apparently.

It's nice, it looks like an alien and makes a weird squeaky sound when I really hunker down on it.

dobedobedo Fri 11-Oct-13 14:54:32

Yup, all the above.

Had a tantrum the other morning. I stamped as hard as I fucking could through out the whole house, slammed every door I walked past and kicked that stupid fucking close horse right over. Purple, clothes hangy bastard.

Now I've lost my voice and people keep saying "Oooh you've lost your voice?" whenever I whisper at them. NO. I'M JUST FUCKING ABOUT BECAUSE HAVING TO REPEAT MYSELF A DOZEN TIMES IS ENJOYABLE FOR ME! Pricks.

Handbagsonnhold Fri 11-Oct-13 14:56:02

Sick of looking like I've been exhumed.....sick of seeing glowing stars in magazines clutching their non existent bumps and saying how well they feel......I could fall out with my big toeshock

BummyMummy77 Fri 11-Oct-13 15:06:07

Handbags OR people telling you "you look AMAZING. You really have that pregnancy glow and you're all bump."

Fucking liar.

My face has swollen like I've been shoved face first into a hornets nest and I have dark circles the size of France. I'm now so fat my thighs are red raw from where they rubbed together last week except this week they've gotten so big they no longer rub, they are just jammed together.

My shoe collection that I have spent years and £1000's on building up is most likely never going to fit again unless I chop off a toe or do some Chinese foot binding.

Oh, and I think I have cellulite all over my entire body but I can't actually see without the aid of at least 5 mirrors.

Don't tell me I look great when I quite clearly don't because after I've had this baby and worked my arse off for 6 months to look decent again I'm going to be telling you how 'nice' you look in a patronising, simpering, smug voice.


Hyperhelpmum Fri 11-Oct-13 15:32:42

This thread is great! I have to stop myself snapping at my three year old for asking for a drink and hearing my 5 year old read? Hurry the FUCK up. I want to watch Bake Off! Horrible Mummy!

Franykins Fri 11-Oct-13 15:42:00

DP putting his dirty washing on the bedroom floor then walking into the bathroom for a shower - washing basket is in the bathroom! And at 33 weeks with twins I can't bend down very well! Also offering to hoover and then just doing the landing. What about the bedroom and stairs? Silly sod.

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