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10 reason why men was not created to be pregnant !

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Countmyblessings Fri 25-Jan-13 12:06:49

My DH is very supportive and says if he could get pregnant he would fly through the 9 months with ease!!! Ermmmm really!!!! Can you handle!

1. All day sickness.
2 overwhelming tiredness.
3 insomnia when your worrying the day before scan!
4.sore boobs that feel like razors!!!
5.the weight gain and not fitting in to any clothes!
6. Working when you want to crawl onto the sofa!
7. Looking after other dc and doing house chores!
8.swollen ankles,spots, spd, backache etc!!!!
9. Being punched kicked and your bladder being used as a punch bag!
10. A DH/OH not understanding why your crying at watching advert for pampers!!!!

I could actually say more but this is for starter!

milkyjo Wed 30-Jan-13 17:07:49

Ah love it! And that was only two hours. Average labour is 16 hours!

Countmyblessings Thu 31-Jan-13 16:53:34

To wind up hubby I called him and asked for him to assist in shaving down below as not been able to see it for a good few months!!
He decided to decline and rush quickly out of the bathroom!!!

Countmyblessings Thu 07-Feb-13 22:54:00

To throw another thing into the mix insomnia at 3-4am wide awake to hear birds chirping, milkman doing his run and me being shattered by 11am!!! Whilst dealing with 3 year old!!! Full of beans!!!
Men could def not handle this!!!!

Countmyblessings Wed 20-Feb-13 16:04:11

DH has been constipated for 2 days OMG you thought he was at deaths door saying it may be gall stones! And grabbing his belly!!!
I just looked at him as I handed over all the stuff I have been using for months!!!!!
As I watch my belly yet again being used as a work out bag!!!!

These men are sooo funny!!!!

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