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Late pregnancy funny dreams - anyone else want to share?

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Spice17 Tue 04-Sep-12 11:34:56

Have had some funny dreams of late, I hear pregnancy can cause them and I have had some weird ones but am now 35 weeks and in the last few days, they've been extremely odd!

1) Snogging Coleen Nolan in my kitchen
2) My very good friends husband pinning me down and tickling me (as a flirting technique)
3) Finding naked pics of my cousin and best friends sister in DHs wallet, confronting him and him gleefully saying 'now you know, I'm off to shag her!' He then got in the car and zoomed off!

Just realised they're all rather sexual - ooh err! shock

The only baby related one I've had during the whole pregnancy is that I have DD and she looks like Thumbelina and fits in my hand - not premature - just small!

Anyone else had some shockers recently?

BegoniaBigtoes Tue 04-Sep-12 11:38:31

I had the tiny baby one - then I left it in a drawer and forgot about it for days shock and went rushing back, but it was fine. I also shagged/snogged all and sundry during my pregnancy dreams and I was always thinking "Actually I think I do have a partner, but who is he?" I would feel vaguely guilty but couldn't picture DP - it was weird.

Friend dreamed she gave birth to kittens!

BionicEmu Tue 04-Sep-12 12:55:55

I'm only 19 weeks and dreamed last night that I gave birth in Tesco, and my mother delivered the baby, then even stitched me back up afterwards! No idea why, my mother works in IT so has no healthcare experience.

In my last pregnancy I had ridiculous amounts of sex dreams in my last trimester, almost every night. I ended up feeling v embarrassed as I was too big and in too much pain to actually have sex with DH!

whatsoever Tue 04-Sep-12 13:36:14

Last night I woke up retching and it's because I'd just dreamed that I had to pick a massive wedge of chewing gum off the floor that a dog had been chewing and spat out. I was gagging in the dream too confused

MidLine Tue 04-Sep-12 19:04:25

Had loads of weird ones including marrying friends husbands etc but last nights was particularly odd...dreamt I ran on to a football pitch and asked Peter Crouch to make sure he bought me and my husband a BurgerKing and then was walking to my old Brownie hut to tell them I don't think I'll be coming from now on as I'm 32 weeks pregnant!! No idea where any of that came from! grin

paperclips Tue 04-Sep-12 22:54:40

" I also shagged/snogged all and sundry during my pregnancy dreams and I was always thinking "Actually I think I do have a partner, but who is he?" I would feel vaguely guilty but couldn't picture DP - it was weird."

Me too....This is exactly what I have been dreaming. Always relieved when I wake up and DH is there and its all a dream and I haven't actually been cheating on him with someone from work who I wouldn't even remotely fancy !

And the tiny tiny baby thing- not so much babies, before before being pregnant I used to dream that about tiny animals, like looking after a kitten so tiny it nearly gets washed down the plughole.

aamia Wed 05-Sep-12 08:02:33

I dreamed last night that I had the baby - and he came with a full set of teeth! Massive ones, like something off a horror movie!

paperclips Wed 05-Sep-12 09:05:19

Maybe getting weirder because I was reading this thread last night....but I just dreamt I had a secret penis. A very very big penis. I was still me (ie a woman) but with a huge porno style schlong that wouldn't fit in my skinny jeans. Was worried how I would hide it!

PeppaTwig Wed 05-Sep-12 09:31:53

I cant stop dream shagging either! Why is this?! Even the most unlikely people!

PipIsOutNow Wed 05-Sep-12 09:44:37

I'm 19 weeks and have had the vivid sex dreams but past few nights have had horrific nightmares!!! All about being chased by a serial killer!!! Wtf??? Any interpretations?

Spice17 Wed 05-Sep-12 12:45:20

Sex dreams seem to be my 'theme' as well - probably because my sex drive is much higher for some reason. Why is that? I really don't feel sexy at all! smile

Secondsop Wed 05-Sep-12 23:51:19

Not my dream, but my husband's: he dreamt I gave birth in our kitchen!!! Please let it not be a premonition!

Although, he did say that he also dreamt that he cleaned up the kitchen afterwards, so it's not all bad.

megab Thu 06-Sep-12 09:02:52

I have had some wild dreams lately, I'm 37+3 weeks.

One was where I had my baby in a post apocalyptic world full of zombies, I had my partner with me in the dream and we were battling the zombies, I woke up really freaked out because it was so realistic.

Another was about Tom Hardy and he wanted to have an affair with me while I was pregnant, he was very attracted to my bump, haha. Very strange!

GoldPlatedNineDoors Thu 06-Sep-12 09:11:17

I had dreams about Orcas constantly throughout the first few months of my last pg.

Ive started having recurring dreams about snipers - starting to freak that it may actually be a pg symptom confused

GuybrushThreepwodWasHere Wed 03-Oct-12 15:56:09

Been having lots of weird sex dreams...

but I had another dream where I went for a poo and accidentally had the baby and had to fish it out of the bowl... It was mortifying and the paramedics were being all judgy that I was a bad parent because I hadn't laboured properly blush

PragmaticWench Wed 03-Oct-12 16:04:46

Two nights ago I had a dream where, after a relatively easy labour, I gave birth to some honey.

In the dream I wasn't worried about the honey not being a baby, I was just worried that a number of strangers were watching me go through the labour and I had no privacy. Because that was the glaring issue!

bumpitybumpbump Wed 03-Oct-12 18:35:16

I dreamt I had had my baby and was breastfeeding for the first time. When I looked down it wasn't my baby but my dog as a puppy getting stuck in and he was hungry!

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